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On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit:

If you use carrots as fucking bait again, I'll kill you!

Cooking at noon, my mother made me a pot of carrots: "Go, cut the carrots into diced meat!" " "

Listen to your classmates,

Once a girl in her dormitory went to buy sanitary napkins.

Say to the boss: a pack of sanitary napkins.

The boss actually asked: Do you want three delicacies or spicy food?

Then the classmate paused and said, Sam Hsien, I'm afraid I can't stand spicy food. .

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"

To test the strength of the United States, Hongkong and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find them first.

Before the first forest was the United States. They first spent a whole half-day meeting to formulate a battle plan and strictly divide their work, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest for a carpet search. As a result, the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away and the task failed!

Then it was Hong Kong's turn. They sent 100 people and dozens of police cars lined up outside the forest. The leader shouted with his horn, "Rabbit, Rabbit, you are surrounded, come out and surrender ..." Half a day passed, but nothing happened. Flying Tigers entered the forest to search again, and the mission failed!

Finally, China * * *, only four, played mahjong all day. At dusk, a man walked into the forest with a baton. Five minutes later, he heard the screams of animals in the forest. China came out laughing and smoking, dragging a black bear behind him. The bear was dying and said, "Stop playing, I'm a rabbit ..."