What are the top ten jokes in the world? . .

1. There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out to find the polar bear again, which means it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear's home … Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " \"

Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? ..... "Let's go to your house to play ~"

2. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns? \"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in frustration.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" \"

Boss: "Sorry, there is no more."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in frustration again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?" \"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! \"

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two! \"

Ming Dow Jr.: "Kang, let me ask you something." A shark ate a mung bean. What did it become? 」

Kang said, "I don't know. What is the answer? 」

Xiao Ming said, "Hey! Hey! The answer is "green bean paste (mung bean shark)", you idiot! 」

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution.

Make the lunch box blue.

5. One person has a bad stomach. One day, he went to the Stomach Hospital and said to the doctor, "I will eat whatever I eat."

Guala watermelon, eat cucumber and pull cucumber! "

The doctor thought about it and said to him, "I think you have to eat shit!" " "

6. On the plane, a stewardess asked a little girl, "Why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high?" "

The little girl replied, "I know, because the stars will shine!" " "

7. There is a polar bear playing with a penguin. Penguins pull out his hair one by one. After pulling it out, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold! When the polar bear heard this, he tore off his hair one by one and turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold! \"

8. There is a loaf of bread. I was hungry when I walked, so I ate by myself.

9. Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables!

10. American: Have you ever seen a cup made of wood?

China: No!

American: Then why is the Chinese character "cup" beside the wooden character?

China people: Isn't there a word "no" next to the word "cup"? In other words, it is not made of wood.

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