What are some hilarious jokes?

List of hilarious jokes:

1. Today, a buddy in the dormitory shouted: "I am not my biological child!" We asked why. The buddy in the dormitory said: "I just needed a password to enter my mother's space. The question is what is my son's name? I entered my name and it showed that the password was wrong.

God replied: Do you have a dog at home? What? Name?

2. Xiao Wang took out a loan and bought a car. Later, because he could not repay the loan on time, the bank took away his car. In this way, I should have taken out a loan to get married! "

3. The senior took a junior girl home on a bicycle. When he got home, the junior girl got off the car and said shyly: "Senior, can the back seat of your car belong to me only from now on? "After saying that, he blushed and lowered his head. The senior was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said: "No problem, I will take it apart for you when I go home tonight.

4. Tang Monk: "This time I should go to the A shortcut." Wukong: "Flying on a plane is faster than riding a horse!" Bajie: "It's faster on a rocket!" Sha Monk took out a gun: "I heard that this thing will send people to the West immediately... ."

5. My wife had just given birth and the family was with her in the ward. I excitedly said to my wife, "Great, it's my son." My wife said, "What, do you prefer sons over daughters?" I said, "No, it hurts so much to have a daughter who is abducted by some beast when she grows up." My father-in-law sighed and said, "Yes, it really hurts!"< /p>

6. While your classmate is taking a shower, change his girlfriend’s number on his phone to mine. I would send him a text message while lying in bed at night, "Honey, you are going to be a father." I saw the guy suddenly turned over and got out of bed. Badabada smoked a pack of cigarettes and asked someone in the dormitory to borrow money.

7. A 70-year-old rich man recently married a young girl. When a friend asked him the secret, the old man smiled and said, "I lied about my age." The friend was very impressed and asked, "You said you were only 50 years old?" The old man said, "No, I said I was 90 years old."

8. When I returned to my hometown for the Chinese New Year this year, the whole family started a firepower offensive of "When will I bring a partner home?" I calmly offered my trump card: "My partner is not divorced yet." The people in the room looked at each other in silence for a long time, and then began to persuade: "Let's break up." I agreed, and the rescue was successful!

9. A thief was caught by the patrol team for stealing fruit and had to be locked up. The thief said confidently: "I just stole 20 kilograms of mangosteen, why should I be locked up?" The patrol team said calmly: There was a monkey who stole a peach and was imprisoned for 500 years.

10. I called Didi Taxi yesterday and a big BMW arrived. The driver had a big gold chain hanging around his neck. He chatted with me about life along the way. He said: "I am a demolition household. I have 4 houses with a deposit of 5 million, and I have my own business. I want as much freedom as I want. No one can order me except my father. "I said, "Turn left ahead." He said, "Okay..."