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What should I do if the temperature of fully enclosed coal yard is high in summer?

Frankly speaking, this question has made me think all day.

This question touches the core value of my existence too much.

First of all, low-level jokes in all cultures are similar. Farting in the elevator, walking and falling down, dirty things hitting the face, quarreling between husband and wife, being beaten for no reason, laughing at defects, being cheated by fools … all these are found in all cultures.

Laughing at the shortcomings of yourself or your peers is the eternal theme of jokes in ancient and modern times. The more modern version is to laugh at the fat man's gluttony, the comedian's baldness and ugliness that is not liked by the opposite sex ... The performance is good and it is funny to translate into any language.

A more advanced version of this joke is good at discovering other people's defects. For example ... little s ... and Seinfeld.

Then, watching powerful people make a fool of themselves is also a comedy theme throughout ancient and modern times.

For example, a beautiful woman is stupid, a silly son of a landlord, and a down-and-out tycoon. The keynote of "The Big Bang Theory" is "A group of the smartest people in the world, who were so embarrassed in their daily lives", and the original theme of the runaway comic is "Sharing the embarrassing things that Shuai and I have done".

Language games, literati jokes, both in the East and the West.

What cannot be translated is not a good joke, and all puns and jokes cannot be translated.

"You see my head cow force? -I like it. " This is also a good joke, not a classic.

"What is the longest sentence in the world? -life imprisonment. " The punch line is cold.

Then, telling jokes about the importance of "rhythm", I can't even laugh myself, and occasionally I need acting to explode ... these elements are the same.

Exclude all of the above!

Then let's talk about the difference between China's humor and Western humor.

In my opinion, China people usually speak implicitly, and there are many hidden rules that everyone knows. Therefore, the most advanced China jokes are hidden rules that everyone knows wisely in the workplace, but these hidden rules are so unspeakable that everyone wants to laugh but dares not and pretends not to understand.

The more "social code words" involved, the more advanced the joke. Being able to "only understand people" is supreme.

After all, death is really exciting. The only thing more exciting than cheating is to be naughty and die.

One of the funniest jokes in The Legend of Wulin is that Aunt Fan said, "I have someone above me." More than 80 Royal Guards jumped on the roof and crushed her to death.

Degang Guo has a very good saying: "See the folk dance? Naked. -You don't wear clothes, I know which nationality you are? "

"I love my family" is the leader of "social code words", and Fu Ming is also full of "code words", so I won't say them one by one.

If you want to explain this joke to people who don't understand it, you need to write at least ten causes and effects. I think this kind of "dark irony" is unique to China, and it is the light of wisdom that ordinary people want to smile after escaping the guard, censorship and extreme left and right.

This is not to say that China's best jokes must involve sensitive words, but they are the most "obscure" and "absurd". Take an insensitive and obscure example, "Take good care of my seventh uncle" in Legend of Wulin. The meaning contained in this sentence is:

1。 Xiao Liu is an orphan.

No one takes care of Xiao Liu's parents.

Xiao Liu's paternal family has no one to take care of him.

Xiao Liu was brought up by an old male relative, so he was in a daze about men and women.

I didn't think so much when I watched TV, but subconsciously I had the impression that I was alone. This sentence spoofs the common plot of "dying to entrust an orphan" in martial arts dramas, but it is a kind of good humor to entrust an orphan to a distant relative with tears in his smile.

The climax of this foreshadowing is that the seventh uncle appeared later. We always thought this was a nonsense from Xiao Liu, just like Xing Shoutou always said, "It affects his official career". In fact, he has no official career at all. But in one episode, we learned that "Seventh Uncle" really exists, and Xiao Liu "only listens to Seventh Uncle". The character Xiao Liu suddenly became sad, and the joke had a depth.

On the contrary, we often don't find absurd and marginal plots in other cultures funny. The authors of Animal Farm and Master and Margaret all want to be humorous and obscure, but from China's aesthetic point of view, there is always a sense of urgency of "fear of not understanding", which is not obscure at all. The "obscure humor" appreciated by China people is even more obscure. Only when the attack scope is large and there are many ideas can it be called a "good joke".