Interview with maoshan taoist Li

Location: biu County Hotel Standard Room 128 yuan, with bathroom and computer access, with high cost performance. I suggest that friends who come to biu County choose to stay here and give me a 20% discount. Remember the name of the hotel: "Just kidding". Uh, digression.

Me: Hello, Li Daochang! Haven't seen you for a long time.

This is one of my jokes. Unexpectedly, Li Daochang looked up and counted carefully before slowly saying, By the way, I think the last time we met was 800 years ago, when you were a white fox.

This sentence shocked me and made my heart tremble. I smiled awkwardly and said, Li Daochang is really a master! You have been in business for many years, and you must have a lot of opinions about ghosts. You might as well tell me.

Li Daochang: Well, about ghosts, it is actually a kind of power supported by obsession. How long a ghost exists often depends on its persistence. Generally speaking, ghosts who die soon after natural and man-made disasters do not exist for a long time, ranging from an hour to a week, and there is no harm. Because this kind of sudden death ghost often engages in daily life, such as answering the phone, waiting for friends, crossing the road and so on. These things don't need strong obsession. The reason why this kind of person becomes a ghost is that sudden changes prevent him from leaving his original life in a short time, so he becomes a ghost and continues to do what he wants to do before he dies. Only when ta recovers into a ghost will he realize his death and return to the place where he should go.

Me: Oh. Then I'll try to draw inferences. People who die of natural causes should also have such a transition period, and there is no harm.

Li Daochang: What you said is basically true, but nothing is absolute. In addition, most people who die of natural causes are prepared for death, so they can accept this change quickly after death, some will leave immediately, and some will stay for a while.

Me: Oh, how did the ghost come into being?

Li Daochang: People who commit suicide or die in pain will become ghosts. Suicide, first of all, is abandoned by the gods, and many imps and collectors will make it difficult for them to go to Elysium. In addition, there will always be troubles in life before suicide, so the obsession and resentment after ta's death will be particularly heavy, which is the same as people suffering a lot when they die. Therefore, they are easily dominated by obsession and resentment, lose their minds, and become a power of deadlock cycle, repeating the evil that they longed to do but could not do before their death.

Me: Terrible. I'd better not meet such a ghost.

Li Daochang: Fortunately, there are geographical restrictions on this haunting cycle. Most people just need to avoid places where this kind of death happened.

Me: Li Daochang is absolutely right, but how can we save ourselves if we go into a place like this by mistake?

Li Daochang: Many ghosts don't actually attack the living. The target of the spectre attack is all the specific people who had hatred before their death, so if you want to escape the spectre attack, you can change your image by disguising yourself and keep your image as far away from the target of the spectre hate as possible.

Me: Oh, I see. Li Daochang, I see there are many kinds of clothes hanging in your closet. Is it because of the disguise you just said?

Li Daochang: Yes, but as professional ghost hunters, we should do the opposite. The purpose of preparing these clothes is to fit the object that spectre hates. Because the spectre's resentment is too deep, it blinds ta's mind, and it is necessary to tie the bell to solve the problem, so it is necessary to dress up as someone who hurts ta, awaken ta's mind and get rid of the resentment. Here, I also need to briefly explain my career. Many people's image of us Maoshan people still stays in the category of Taoist robes, peach swords and ghost paintings. In fact, with the development of science and technology, the technologies and tools we use are also advancing with the times. And spectre, from a scientific point of view, also belongs to a small range of fields. Some people define it as electromagnetic field, but I don't agree or object to it, and we are the people who study this field. Modern Maoshan people have many advantages over their predecessors. We can use modern equipment. For example, this one (Li Daochang takes out a compass from his suit pocket) looks like a compass to you?

Me: Yes.

Li Daochang: Well, it's a compass, which means North Card. The price is 22.2 RMB, which is available on Taobao.

Me: ...

Li Daochang: But you should pay attention to the difference between it and ordinary compass. It refers to the south, especially the south.

Me: ...

Li Daochang: That was before the renovation. Now I have added some magic to it, and replaced the compass with an embroidery needle, so that I can use it to find ghosts. Because the embroidery needle is very thin, the ghost can't find it. I found ta with the embroidery needle.

Me: ...

Li Daochang: And! If the situation is extremely dangerous, I can shoot this embroidery needle and kill the spectre. Notice the little mezzanine at the bottom of this box? Hey! Do not touch it! This is an embroidery needle filling clip designed by me with the help of gun box principle. Just press this button and an embroidery needle will be automatically filled at the same time.

Me: Great!

Li Daochang: Haha! Xiao Zhong! I have something to tell you today. In fact, the guest room where you met me was a haunted house, where a beautiful girl died.

I clearly noticed the sadness and regret in the eyes of Li Daochang when he spoke.

Li Daochang: She not only died in pain, but also committed suicide!

I was shocked and sweaty.

Li Daochang: Time is running out. You are so ugly that you are an easy target for ghosts to attack. There is nothing to say. Put on this dress first and squat in the corner like a dog at once. Don't ask more questions, this is called mimicry, which keeps you away from the target of the spectre by pretending to imitate.

Li Daochang threw me a one-piece bear suit, and I quickly put it on and squatted in the corner with my tongue out.

Li Daochang: She bought a bottle of sleeping pills first, and then swallowed the whole bottle. It was actually a sugar pill. She almost got diabetes. She went to buy another pack of rat poison, but it was stolen on the way; She bought a long knife and tried to cut her abdomen, but she was reported as soon as she got on the bus, so she spent three days in prison. After all this, she gave up the idea of spending money on shopping and developed all her own things instead. She hanged herself with a belt, but because it was tied to the trousers eyes that she had been using, the trousers eyes were too tight because of the former owner's pride. Finally, at the moment of hanging, the belt broke and died in front of her. After she fell to the ground, she remembered all kinds of misfortunes when she committed suicide, and she died with grief and indignation.

Me: How touching.

Li Daochang: Don't talk, here she comes.

I stood on my head, feeling that every inch of my skin was glued tightly by cold glue, and even I couldn't turn my eyes because of fear or other reasons.

Li Daochang: Ah! Xiao gan!

Spectre: Why can't I die!

Li Daochang: Ah! It's me

Spectre: Why can't I die!

Li Daochang: Ah! I'm Ida!

Spectre: Why can't I die!

Li Daochang: Ah! Look at me!

Spectre: Why can't I die!

Li Daochang: Damn it! I've had enough!

Taoist Li stepped forward and slapped him twice.

Spectre's psychological activity: familiar pain, familiar formula or familiar body odor. Who is he? Who am I? What's wrong with me? No, I want to kill someone! No, I used to kill people directly, without asking me why.

Li Daochang: I'm Ada. If you want to kill or chop, come on.

Taoist Li took off his leather shoes, revealing white and yellow socks, and his coat, revealing the red vest inside.

Psychological activity of spectre: I want to kill a handsome thief in a suit, aged between 2 1 29. The men in this bed are dressed the same, but they are too old. But the dog in the corner is still handsome, and I am full of longing for love. But the foot odor is familiar, the socks are familiar, and the red vest is familiar. Who the hell is he?

Li Daoshi closed his eyes, with tears in his eyes, bit his lip tightly, and lay stiffly on the bed, never saying a word again, looking righteously.

Ah-

Li Daochang suddenly opened his eyes: Yes! Xiao Gan, remember! I'm Ida!

Ghost: Atchoo!

Taoist Li and I: ...

Spectre's psychological activity: Why do I sneeze? This sneeze is so familiar! This scene is so familiar!

Ghost: Ah!

Taoist Li sat up in dismay. If you want to sneeze, sneeze!

Ghost: Ah! You're Ida! Ah-ah, I miss you so much!

Li Daoren's eyes flashed, he stood up, walked over and hugged spectre tightly: it's me.

Anticipating the next plot, I slipped out quietly like a dog.

Later, I turned over the old news of Li Daochang and realized that it was his old box 15 years ago. When I learned that Xiao Gan committed suicide, he began to study Maoshan Taoism. It's really the one who has to tie the bell.