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Honey, don't cross that river.

grandpa: as time goes by, people get old quickly, and they will be 1 years old in five years. I will be a hundred years old in a flash.

grandma: You want to live past 1 years old.

grandpa: yes.

grandma: who will cook for you then?

grandpa: of course it's you.

Honey, don't cross that river, which has only been watched for ten minutes, has been touched frequently.

The older the old man is, the more he looks like a child. He picks wild chrysanthemums on the roadside and wears them on each other. He sincerely praises how beautiful they are. You look red in them.

Grandma will coax Grandpa to sing to her, covering her mouth, laughing and clapping her hands and praising Grandpa for singing beautifully, just like when she was young. Grandma will always patiently enlarge the volume and repeat to her wife over and over again. When grandpa hears it, he either nods obediently or looks at grandma with a spoiled smile.

when I went to the mountains to collect firewood, my grandmother laughed at my grandfather for his energetic and powerful work when he was young. Now I just drag dead branches down the mountain, and I will be panting with fatigue. Grandpa said shyly, this is really embarrassing. He had so much strength when he was young.

The two old people swept the leaves together, sweeping and sweeping. Grandpa picked up the ground and finally swept the fallen leaves together and threw them at Grandma with a smile. Grandma was bored and didn't take a reason at first. Later, Grandpa threw leaves at her again and again and began to throw them up, even though a few minutes ago, Grandma said that sweeping leaves was very tiring. Grandpa helped me sweep them. The fallen leaves that have just been swept away are floating all over the yard. The previous efforts were in vain, but they were not wasted.

grandma (pretending to be angry and blaming grandpa): I suffered from injection there, and you just sat there without saying a word. You should tell me, like the dean, that it doesn't hurt, don't be afraid.

Grandpa, with his head down, secretly laughed.

grandpa is 98 years old, grandma is 89 years old, and grandma married grandpa at the age of 14, which has been 75 years. Grandma said that she met her grandfather when she was fourteen years old, and at that time she would shout at her 19-year-old grandfather, Uncle Uncle.

Grandpa married Grandma when she was 14 years old. At that time, Grandma was a shy girl and was not used to the intimate contact of lovers. Therefore, grandpa always touches grandma's ears and gently touches her, trying to get her used to his existence. Later, grandma said that when she was sixteen, she learned to hug her grandfather actively, and there was no gap between them.

It's winter, and the weather turns cold. Grandpa is old, and he will keep coughing and panting. When sleeping, grandpa often coughs up painfully. At that time, grandma took care of grandpa carefully and kept vigil for him. One night, grandpa, who was in poor health, was coughing and panting, and his face was painful and uncomfortable, so he didn't want to turn off the lights and sleep that night. Grandma thought it would take a lot of electricity to turn on the lights all night, so she told grandpa like a child, you sleep, I'll stay with you and turn off the lights at ten o'clock in the evening. Don't be afraid, I'll scratch your back. As a result, that night, grandma couldn't stay up, and she fell asleep with grandpa, leaving the lights on all night.

Grandma said, Grandpa can't tell the difference between clothes in spring, summer, autumn and winter. I'll leave later than him, pack his clothes and slowly burn clean clothes for him.

Grandpa's body is getting weaker and weaker, and the sound of panting is like the panting of a drowning person, which also makes people clearly feel that the footsteps of death are slowly approaching the fresh life. The doctor said that grandpa's cough could not be cured, mainly because of his old age, and there was no way to solve it with drugs. Grandpa could only accept all this painfully and endure the torture of breathing difficulties. Grandma kept wiping away her tears, and the hospital had made it clear that grandpa didn't need to be sent to the hospital again, which was useless. But grandpa is in bed, which is very painful and uncomfortable. No one knows how to help grandpa, and relatives are helpless and painful.

It's really uncomfortable to see the helpless lover who has been with me all my life, and watch his life fade away in front of me.

I thought that marriage meant that I could only face one person's life in my life, which was really boring. It never occurred to me that when you are old, it is interesting to have a wife who will never leave you and walk through the days of old age and decline.

Honey, don't cross that river is really good. I will watch it for the second time and the third time ...