I am in a bad mood. Tell me some jokes.

Maid A: "I am so poor that I have to say' Yes, madam' every day; Yes, madam. Maid B: "I am even worse. I have to keep saying' no, sir' every day; No, sir. "

A man sells popsicles at the market for the first time. He is embarrassed to sell them. A man next to him was shouting: Popsicle seller, so he had to shout: Me too.

I heard that you were dying of thirst in the desert. At this moment, a fairy floated in. The fairy gave you a glass of bright red juice to drink. You drank it all at once. Have another drink. The fairy blushed and said, sorry to have to wait for next month!

A Dai had a physical examination, and the nurse told him to have a urine test and a stool test. As a result, after a long time, the nurse wondered whether you would take the exam or not. A Dai: I've swallowed my urine, but it's a little difficult to defecate.

An old friend lost his car. When he put the new car downstairs, he locked three locks and put a piece of paper: let you steal it! The next day, the car was not lost, and two locks and a piece of paper were added, which read: Let you ride!

Someone rode his bike into the street, crossed a junction and spread his arms. The traffic police exclaimed after seeing it: "Good palm!" Someone waved happily and replied, "Comrades have worked hard!" "

A woman complained to her neighbor: Your son called me an old sow. Neighbor replied: I'm really sorry. I often warn him that all appearances are not gold.

Hope to adopt. O(∩_∩)O ha!