Humorous epigram

Humor: It can be said that it can give people a subtle sense of seasoning to adjust their lives. Because some relaxed humor can change the atmosphere at that time, and can suddenly solve the deadlocked cold case. -Japan. Masayoshi ohira

2. The internal source of humor is not joy, but sadness; There is no humor in heaven. -Mark Twain

3. A sense of humor is an appropriate restriction. -Lee Ji Bolun.

Humor and wit are the flashes of wisdom. -British Shakespeare

Humor comes from wisdom, and bad words come from incompetence. -Pine forest

6. Humor is a sign that employees have confidence in their careers and that they have advantages. -Engels

7. Humor is a sense of absurdity that refuses to be serious. -Hugh Cher

8. What a gorgeous costume humor and a loyal guardian! It always surpasses the wisdom of poets and writers; It is a gift in itself and can put an end to ignorance. Scott

9. Humor is the embodiment of wisdom, education and moral superiority. -De Engels

10, humor is human nature, which may change the atmosphere for a while, but it can't change the pain for a lifetime. -Chen Guo

The famous saying about humor: 2 1, the first and second place are often enemies, and those of us who come last are all good brothers.

The crisp snoring, both rhythmic and dynamic, woke me up from the boundless darkness. It's a good thing I didn't get up, or your nine lives would be over. -Mr. Luo Yu's Happy Utopia

3, the consequences of pretending to be garlic are very serious. If you pretend and refuse to admit it, you can only send it to the police station for handling! -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

4. "Well, you see, this is what * * * hates. They really don't consider other people's plans. True Lies

5, boy, you can call me handsome, although this is not enough to summarize all my advantages, but it can show my greatest feature-dress! -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

6. Girl, just open your chest to me and tell me frankly. I promise to watch you carefully. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

7. You are mine, and the baby in your belly is mine. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

8. Comrade, you can't make an appointment if the road is different. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

9. Hey, young man, you are lucky to know me. It seems that your ancestors accumulated many virtues. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

10, I'm not picky about food, but I don't like girls who are particularly fat. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

1 1. You all swore to marry me. Fortunately, it's not true. Otherwise, I will be dismembered. Hmm. How interesting

12, it turns out that men are single-minded in some things, such as beauty, no matter whether men are in their twenties, thirties or forties ... he likes beautiful women in their twenties. Do you agree?

13, drink less and eat more vegetables, or you will have to spit it out after eating. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

14, young people are strong in China, young people are rich in China, young people are rich in China, and young people are stupid in China! China's education system can be summarized in one sentence: "Other people's children are sticky, and our children are sticky; People's children have a strong ability to learn initiative, and our children have a strong ability to learn initiative. " The leader asked the teenagers, do you believe that the Chinese dream will come true? The teenagers were silent. The leader shouted: "Believe it or not, I believe it!" Its eyes are full of hope. ...

15, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, no eggs, fewer tomatoes and more chopped green onion. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

16, there are two kinds of men, one is that the upper body dominates the lower body, and the other is that the lower body dominates the upper body. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

17, the side dishes are not sad, but the most sad thing is chopsticks, because you will only be used when you want to eat vegetables. -Mr. Luo Yu's Happy Utopia

18, the spare tire is synonymous with side dishes. The so-called side dishes are dishes other than the main course on the table. -Mr. Luo Yu's Happy Utopia

19, it's late at night, with a cool breeze blowing gently, walking in a remote alley. Suddenly a woman with long hair, short skirt and stockings appeared. Such a beautiful woman gave me a gentle smile. Red-lipped Qingqi. As the saying goes, fast food 80 yuan contains 400 yuan for one month. -One hundred and one dreams of Mr. Luo Yu.

20, it's going to rain heavily, and my mother is anxious to get married. It's all a lie! -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

2 1. A monk who doesn't want to go bald must be a spy of the Wutang Sect! -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

For me, being handsome is a burden, so I am relaxed. -Mr. Luo Yu's Happy Utopia

23. The benefactor put down the butcher's knife. I have AK47 here. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

24. Come on, let's go to Naiheqiao to sell Mengpo soup. Business must be good.

25. I was fired yesterday. I went for a walk in the playground at night and wanted to relax. As a result, my ex-girlfriend dumped her and my new boyfriend left, and all kinds of feelings were instantly sad. It was really raining, and I met dogs and men alone. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

26. My moral integrity, like underwear, can be easily seen by you. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

27. Recently, roommates always go out early and return late, and they are tortured and say: take off the bill. I pick up my underwear and change it every night when I come back. I was puzzled, so I asked him. He looked miserable. Tao: Although I can control myself, my brothers are not obedient. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

28. There is a question that has been bothering me for a long time, that is, what will happen to menstruation after women donate blood? -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

29. When I was in junior high school, I first heard the teacher mention the word menstruation. At that time, I thought it was a celestial phenomenon. -"Cheap Laughter" by Mr. Luo Yu

Although I'm kidding you seriously, you have to pretend to believe me.

3 1, I broke my life to build a wall. Qian Qian was wrong. He shut you out forever and left me alone.

32. Rogues are not to be feared. The terrible thing is that hooligans have culture.

After all, I can't outrun that BMW, so I can only watch it go away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

34. It is a good performance for him to cherish face and' redraw history'. It is difficult to stand the test. I will bite off Ge even if I die. Your mother's shit? Love shit all your life? Really tied the big history of Q pigeons?

35. Bad friend: Hey, I really want to be cold recently, so there are girls chasing me! My cold prince will surely charm thousands of girls! Me: high cold is not suitable for everyone, such as you! And not everyone likes high cold, such as me! Bad friend: So what? I don't need you to like it! Me: speechless, then stand on the refrigerator, then you will get cold! Bad friends: ...

36. Is there a need for life? Life is the earth? Life requirements? Sad? (Guangdong)

37. "Can I tell you a joke? Once upon a time there was a eunuch ... "Then someone could not help but ask; "What's next? The following''''? No! "

38. Once, we looked down on 60 points, but now we think we are too young.

39. I passed a candy store and wanted to eat hot sugar fried chestnuts. I asked my boss: How can I buy chestnuts? Boss: Jin 18, Jin 12. I said, big one! When he wanted to weigh himself, I said, Oh dear. It feels like the big one is the same as the small one! He said, "Do you want a big one or a small one? I said: still big! When he wanted to weigh it again, I said, alas, your walnuts are good! He looked at me: OK, what do you want? I hold my head back and hold my chest out: chestnuts! He weighed impatiently and said one kilogram. I turned my head and said, hey, how much is your Yangmei? His face turned black: What do you want? I am cocky: chestnuts! Then pass it to me and say, oh, chestnuts. The big one. One kilo. I thought about it and said, it's still small. I only need half a catty. Why is his face so green! ? Hehe-the totem butterfly case "Baidu Post Bar"

40. If someone wants to join your "fans" legion, do you want to remind him that "fans" here should mean fans? Instead of noodles made with BeanorSweetPototoStar, that is, vermicelli sold in the vegetable market? If so, I'm glad.

4 1, I cut the pulse with potato chips, I started with tofu, I hanged myself with noodles, and I trampled on myself like this. Hey, why am I not dead?

42. (Guangdong) Want a full party? Being watched by everyone? Please pick up the lighting and dress up as a Christmas tree!

I thought I was decadent, and I didn't know that my morning paper was scrapped until today.

44. A college student's life goal: a peasant woman, a mountain spring and a little field.

45. As a taxpayer in China, I may have to undertake many strange social obligations, but I know very well that these obligations definitely do not include entertaining you passers-by with my sadness. Love is Not Blind

Humorous quotes 3 1. We like others' respect not because of respect itself, but because of the benefits that others' respect brings us. -helvetius

Man's life can't be measured by the length of time. When the heart is full of love, this moment is eternity. -Nietzsche

Truth is the product of time, not authority. bacon

The mutual transfer of rights is what people call a contract. Hobbes

Give me matter, and I will use it to create a universe. -Kant

6. Everything that is certain is negative. -Spinoza

7. Knowledge comes from experience in the final analysis. -Locke

8. There is no object, only movement. -Bergson

9. At the beginning, the problem is to bring pure and silent experience into the pure expression of its meaning. -Husserl

10. Thinking is thinking in existence ... Thinking exists, because thinking is happening and belongs to existence. At the same time, thinking is there, because thinking belongs to existence and listens to existence.

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