Who can tell some jokes?

One day, when the teacher came into the classroom, the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" " "The teacher said angrily," just good morning? What shall I do in the afternoon? Not good? So the students shouted together: "Good afternoon, teacher! "The teacher said angrily," What shall I do at night? " The students shouted together again: "Good evening, teacher!" " The teacher nodded and said, "That's it. Now shout it again! " The students shouted: "Good morning, teacher, good afternoon and good evening!" " The teacher said, "Sit down! Today we are going to review antonyms. Let's practice like this. When I say something, you say the antonym loudly. From now on. Teacher: "The weather is fine today. Student: "The weather is terrible today. "Teacher:" There is sunshine everywhere. Student: "There are clouds everywhere. "Teacher:" The road is crowded with people. " Student: "There is no one on the road. "Teacher:" Young. " Student: "Old." Teacher: "Stand. Student: Lie down Teacher: There is a young man standing on the road. Student: "There is an old man lying on the road. Teacher: "I found a dollar." Student: "I lost a dollar." "Teacher:" I found a dollar and gave it to the teacher. "Student:" I stole a teacher and lost a dollar. "Teacher:" No, you can't say that! ""Student: "Correct, you should say so!" "Teacher:" Wrong. "Student:" Correct. "Teacher:" That won't do, it's illegal! " "student:" this is ok, this is a legal act! " Teacher: "I was wrong. Student: "We are right. "Teacher:" Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct! ""Student: "Listen to us, everything the teacher said is wrong!" "Teacher:" You are so stupid. Student: "We are very smart. "teacher:" stop! " Student: "Go on! Teacher: "You stop now! Stop! " Student: "Go on now! Say it! Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" " "Student:" We are all geniuses, we say go on! " Teacher: "You listen to the teacher!" Student: The teacher listens to us! "Teacher:" All students should listen to the teacher! "teacher:" now you stop practicing! " Student: "We finish what we started! "Teacher:" Then stop! Stupid pig! " Student: "Then let's go on! Genius! "... and then the teacher lay on the ground vomiting blood! !