Short English jokes with translation

Telling jokes often can not only bring happiness to yourself, but also infect others. Here I collected and translated some short English jokes. Let's have a look!

The first flight The first flight Mr. Johnson has never been on an airplane before. He has read many books about flight accidents, so one day, when a friend offered to take him on his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was worried about whether he would accept it. However, in the end, his friend persuaded him that it was very safe and Mr. Johnson boarded the plane.

Mr. Johnson has never flown before. He has read many reports about flying accidents. So one day, when a friend invited him to take his own small plane, Mr. Johnson was too worried to accept it. However, due to friends' constant assurance of flight safety, Mr. Johnson was finally persuaded and boarded the plane.

His friend started the engine and began to slide on the runway of the airport. Mr. Johnson heard that the most dangerous part of the flight is take-off and landing, so he was very scared and closed his eyes.

His friend started the engine and began to slide on the airport runway. Mr. Johnson heard that the most dangerous things in flight are take-off and landing, so he closed his eyes in fear.

A minute or two later, he opened his eyes again, looked out of the window and said to his friend, "Look at those people down there. They look as small as ants, don't they? "

After a minute or two, he opened his eyes and looked out of the window. Then he said to his friend, "Look at those people down there." They look as small as ants, don't they?

"Those are ants," his friend answered. "We are still on the ground." ? Those are ants. His friend replied? We are still on the ground. ?

Two cockroaches were munching on the garbage in an alley, and one of them began to discuss a new restaurant.

"I'm in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless and the floor is shining with white light. There is no dirt anywhere-it is very hygienic and the whole place shines. "

"Please," said another cockroach with a frown. "Not while I'm eating!"

Two cockroaches were munching on the garbage in an alley. One of them told about his experience in a new restaurant.

? I'm in the new restaurant across the street. It says. ? It's so clean there! There is no stain in the kitchen, and the ground is shining with white light. There is no rubbish anywhere. It's so clean there that the whole place is glowing. ?

? Please don't say this while I'm eating, okay? Another cockroach said crossly.

Part III: Mental Deficiency "Do you mind telling me, doctor," Bob asked ... "How do you find that a person who looks completely normal has mental deficiency?" "Nothing is simpler than this," he replied. "You ask him a simple question, and everyone should answer it effortlessly. If he hesitates, then you are on track. " "Well, what kind of question?" "Well, you can ask him,' Captain Cook sailed around the world three times and died on one of them. Which one? Bob thought for a moment, then smiled nervously and said, "You don't happen to have another example, do you?" I must admit that I don't know much about history "

? Doctor, can you tell me? Bob asked. For a person who looks normal, how to judge that he has mental deficiency? Nothing is easier than this. The doctor replied,? Ask him a simple question, so simple that everyone knows the answer. If he doesn't answer simply, then you know what's going on. ? Well, what kind of questions do you want to ask? Captain Cook traveled around the world three times, but he died on one of them. When was it? Bob thought for a moment and replied nervously. Can't you ask another question? Frankly, I don't know much about history. ?

Saving lives in a pre-medical university in St. Louis, we have to take a difficult physics class. One day, the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A student rudely interrupted me and asked, "Why should we learn these things?"

"To save lives." The professor reacted quickly and went on with his lecture. A few minutes later, the same student spoke again. "So how does physics save lives?" He insisted. "This usually prevents an idiot like you from going to medical school," the professor replied.

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In a pre-medical university in St. Louis, students have to take a difficult physics course. One day, while the professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept, a student rudely interrupted him and asked, "Why should we learn such things?"

? To save lives. ? The professor answered quickly and continued his lecture. A few minutes later, the students insisted loudly: So how does physics save people? The professor replied:? It can usually kick an idiot like you out of medical school. ?

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