A sentence that can definitely kill people.

1. Never quarrel with your parents, because when you don't win, you will only be scolded, and when you win, you will only be beaten.

2. I knew you wouldn't come with me if I held out my hand, so I held out my leg and tripped you, and you really stood up and ran after me. So I have to admit: I can't keep my affection since ancient times, and I always win the hearts of the people.

3. The feeling of taking the express delivery is like reuniting with your long-lost flesh and blood, but you often find that the child looks like Lao Wang next door after opening it.

4. Remember to wear many clothes when it is cold, especially when it is time to change seasons, or you will catch a cold and give me a blow-out on your head.

5. Money can buy a house but not a home, a marriage but not love, a clock but not time. Money is not everything, but the root of pain. Give me your money and let me bear the pain alone.

6. I found a wallet by the roadside. When I didn't know what to do, a little man popped up in my mind and said, Find the owner and return it to its original owner. Then I was suddenly enlightened, packed my wallet and went home, because I couldn't trust the villain.

7. if you watch a big tree turn into an exercise book, do you still have the heart to do your homework? To protect nature, we don't do our homework.

8. From today on, as long as it is my friend, anyone who has no money will reply to me, and I can tell you about the days when I have no money and how I spent it.

9. A girl asked me to borrow money for plastic surgery before, and the whole operation was quite successful. I can't recognize who borrowed money from me anymore.

1. what is the pain that can be touched? It's just that I feel so hungry that I still have a lump of meat when I touch it.

11. Don't talk about blue and thin mushrooms in the future. That's what southerners say. Northerners should have their own personality. Turtle maggots miss oysters.

12. I just want to hold your hand all my life, and I'm afraid that as soon as I let go, you will go to buy buy to buy it.

13. The summer vacation is so long, you must find someone who can pick watermelons together.

14. When you are too old to walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day so that you can watch me dance with other old people.

15. Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.

16. From now on, keep a low profile and mystery, and don't say anything about my handsomeness.

17. I bought a pot of mimosa today. I'm not shy about how to move when I go back. Go back and ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot for shame."

18. I'm not bragging. With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep the streets of this city in the future.

19. The first guy who knows that milk can be drunk, what did you do to the cow?

2. The person you like must confess. If you are not rejected, you really think you are a fairy.