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What are some funny Chinese translations of Japanese?

Just correct the mistakes in pronunciation.

Hello (Koenigva) (こんにちは) (Wow)

I am back (Tatayima) (ただぃま) (Tatayima? )

Really handsome (Kakoiyi) (かっこぃぃ) (meaning "card and buckle") (meaning: pause a little)

Good morning (ぉはよぅござぃます) (Oh, ha, you are kidding me)

Great, great (Scrooge) (すごぃ) (Scrooge)

Thank you (Arriga) (ぁりがとぅ) (Arriga steals)

There are still many ... I won't correct them one by one ... LZ I will send them again if necessary.