Jokes suitable for children

Jokes suitable for children are as follows:

1, an exam, the invigilator said to the examinee: report something to me, don't do anything else secretly, or you will be disqualified. "Report" A candidate stood up slowly. The invigilator said, "What can I do for you?" . See that examinee asks cautiously only: "excuse me, can I fart secretly?"

2. I once went to the canteen to eat and saw a couple. Suddenly, the man saw a grain of rice on the woman's face, so he asked, "There is a grain of rice on your face. Can I help you remove it? " The girl blushed and said, "No, unless there are many." So I stood up, put the girl's head in the dining plate and drifted away. Come on, junior, the senior can only help you here.

My son hasn't written home for a long time after he was admitted to college. My friend gave me an idea, saying that you should write him a letter, saying that you put 1000 yuan into his bank card. I asked, "so he can write home." The friend said, "Sure, but you should forget to put the money into the bank card."

An ant saw an elephant on the road. The ant got into the soil with only one leg exposed. When the companion saw it, he asked, why are your legs exposed? The ant said, shh, don't make any noise. I tripped him.

On the grassland of Australia, there are two cows eating grass. One of them said to the other: Mad cow disease is prevalent recently. Do you think we will get it? The other replied, what are you afraid of? We are not kangaroos.