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Set: a lecture table, three sets of tables and chairs

Characters: teacher, student Cheng Yusong, student B, student Wang Ningran

Cheng Chang: We common people, today I'm so happy...

B sings: The sun is shining in the sky, and the flowers are smiling at me...

Wang said (from the audience): Last night the west wind withered the green trees, and I just stepped downstairs. There is no way to study.

Wang: Dang Dang Dang...

Cheng, B: Who is it?

Wang: Chow Yun-fat!

Wang: Hey, big news, big news! Teacher Yang, the head teacher, was angry with me and ran away again, and our class has a new one! I heard that the surname is Hou.

B: That’s good. Just now a “sheep” left in anger, and another “monkey” came.

Wang: Who cares about monkeys? Even if Sun Wukong comes, he still has to be angry and go back to Huaguo Mountain.

Cheng: OK! If you grit your teeth and don't relax, you will continue to work in chaos. I have tried to persuade you to be correct, but whoever comes to protect you will be upset.

Three people: Yeah!

Teacher: Enter the classroom and "come to class!"

Cheng: Stand up.

Teacher: Hello, students, please sit down. First of all, let me introduce myself. I am your new class teacher. My last name is Hou.

Students together: "Monkey"? (Ha...hey...)

Teacher: Quiet, please introduce yourself.

Cheng: Teacher, his name is B, and his name is Wang Ningran.

B. Wang: His name is Cheng Yusong.

Teacher: Don’t the students know who they are? Ask someone else to introduce you. Okay, let me announce the monthly exam results next, right? Cheng Yusong 72, Yi 63, Wang Ningran 39.

Wang: Ah! Tonight it’s time to stir-fry shredded pork on a bamboo board.

Cheng Yi: How do you say this?

Wang: Do you know something? Every time I go home after taking an exam, the scores below 80 are women's singles, the scores below 70 are men's singles, and the scores below 60 are mixed doubles. This time I was dead.

Teacher: Stop talking and analyze the reasons why you did not do well in the exam. Write me a written reflection, your feelings must be profound.

Teacher: Okay, let’s read the reflection to everyone?

Cheng: How much do you know about Spring Flowers and Autumn Moon? When is the exam? Now I have handed out the test papers again, but the results are too bad to look back in my schoolbag. The lingering fear from last time is still there, but the subjects have changed. When will you be able to come forward? Just like a river of spring water flowing eastward.

B singing: Who cares, how miserable I am? Who cares, where will I go tomorrow, my poor grades, how many looks I have received, how much pain I have suffered. In fact, I feel more pain than anyone else.

Wang: When will the high scores be achieved? I wonder if the exam will be strict when I go to school tomorrow? I want to work hard, listen to the rooster crow at three o'clock, and turn on the light to watch at five o'clock, but unfortunately, I am stupid and have incomplete intelligence. I also sigh at the mountain of books and the sea, and there should be hatred. Who said that my will is not strong, the moon waxes and wanes, my grades in life are good and bad, and it is difficult to reach the sky. This matter is difficult to solve in ancient times, but I hope that after working hard, my name will be in front of Sun Shan.

Teacher: I haven’t complained yet, but you have already. Why!

Teacher sings: I don’t know, why is this? Students are not what I imagined, they just can’t find the direction of education, let alone be full of hope. Standing in the classroom, tears in my heart, not knowing where to go?

Student: wink and laugh.

The bell rings for the end of get out of class...

Student: Victory in the first battle, yeah! Go home!

Teacher: In the dead of night, it’s the time when I’m upset. When I’m upset, I don’t sleep, and students all come to my mind. no! These little guys seem to be deliberately against me. It seems that they can't do it in light eyes, hey! By the way, the new curriculum reform now requires optimizing the teacher-student relationship, eh! Just do it.

Teacher: Class is here. Today we are learning to calculate the area of ??a parallelogram. Please see, I am holding two identical trapezoids in my hand. Now I put them together. What do you see?

Students: Whispering and making small moves.

The teacher sings: The students across the way look over, look over, I am speaking very wonderfully here. Please take a look first.

Student: I looked left, right, up, and down, but I couldn’t understand...

Teacher: Hey! Nothing can be done? Just go up here today, right?

(Cheng looks out the window)

Cheng: No, no, you see, B and so-and-so are fighting. His head seemed to be broken. Go and help!

Wang: Let’s go!

(The two want to leave)

Teacher: (Welcome at the door) Don’t go, you can study peacefully in the classroom, leave this matter to me.

Cheng: This time B is miserable. His family is so poor, so why should he pay for medical expenses?

Wang: Will the teacher fire him? Will she tell her mother? Her mother is sick.

Cheng: Maybe, this teacher is quite fierce.

King Cheng: Shall we still pray for him?

(Both of them make prayer gestures)

(Teacher and B return)

B: (He walks into the classroom dejectedly, with gauze wrapped around his head.)

Teacher: His face is calm, it’s okay. I’m going to get my homework book and prepare for class.

(Teacher exits)

Cheng: Hey, how is it?

B: Forget it, the teacher arrived at the hospital and without saying a word, he ran back and forth to help me find a doctor and pay the medical bills without saying a word of complaint. Seeing the blood on my head, the teacher burst into tears. Is it too unjust for us to treat him like this? The teacher is very aggressive with us.

Student: We all blamed her wrongly.

Teacher: Class!

Student: Hello, teacher!

Teacher: stunned

Yi Chang: Teacher, I’m sorry, it’s not that I don’t love you, I really don’t want to, and it makes you sad again.

Students sing: Teacher, I’m sorry, I’m not trying to embarrass you, I really don’t want to, and it makes you angry again.

The teacher sings: It doesn’t matter, it really doesn’t matter. At least you have admitted your mistake and don’t have to torture yourself sadly. You don’t need too much commitment. As long as you study hard, it is enough for me. There are many memories in a person's life.

He: Thinking of you makes me very sweet.

Teacher: Today we learn a short poem "The Psalm of Love"

Teacher: Love is a mountain spring

Student: How many dry hearts have been nourished

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Teacher: Love is the rain and dew

Student: How many happy homes have been nurtured

Teacher: Love is the spring breeze

Student: Drive away the winter The severe cold

Teacher: Love is a lighthouse

Student: Let the distance between hearts no longer be far apart

Teacher: Hold out your heart

Students: hold out my heart

Teacher: use our hearts

Students: use our love

Together: to dedicate to: yesterday , today, tomorrow