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A composition with a difference of one word
In normal study, work or life, people often come into contact with composition, which is a narrative method to express a theme through words. Have no clue when writing a composition? The following is my carefully arranged typo composition, which is for reference only and I hope it will help everyone.
In the second class this afternoon, the teacher showed us two micro-movies, irritability and word difference, among which word difference impressed me the most.
The Word Difference mainly tells the story of a migrant worker, Mr. Li, who went to work in a hardware store. The owner of the store owed Mr. Li a salary of 3,000 yuan, and Mr. Li went to ask him for a salary of 3,000 yuan for two months, but Mr. Chen said that he would give it to him in a few days and wrote an iou to Mr. Li. Time is like running water. Weeks passed in a blink of an eye. On this day, Mr. Li went to ask Boss Chen for a salary. Boss Chen said to him, "I only have 1000 yuan here. Our sales are getting less and less these days, and there is no profit at all. I will give you the remaining 20xx yuan next time. " After that, Boss Chen wrote "Return 2000 Yuan" under the last IOU. 10 days later, Mr. Li went to ask boss Chen for the rest of his salary. Boss Chen took out 1000 yuan from his pocket and gave it to Mr. Li. Mr. Li told him that he still needed 1000 yuan salary. Who knows, boss Chen turned his face and said angrily to him: "The debit note clearly says' Return 2000 yuan'. I have already paid you back 2,000 yuan, and now I will give you 1000 yuan, which is exactly 3,000 yuan! " After listening to this sentence, Mr. Li Ran went out and came to the bridge. He saw a big sign at the bridge, which said, "If there are contradictions and disputes, seek people's mediation." So, Mr. Li came to Kunshan Social Contradictions and Disputes Mediation Service Center. Commentator Li Jianguo told Mr. Li: "Although you have evidence and witnesses, but the witnesses don't admit it, there is nothing we can do." The commentator said to boss Chen, "Is there anyone else besides you two?" . Boss Chen said, "What else? I'll call him. After a while, Zheng Xiao came over ... The commentator said to Zheng Xiao, "If you think it over, please sign your name." Zheng Xiao said intermittently, "Let me go back and think about it. "... finally, boss Chen knew that he was wrong, so he ran to the commentator and gave 1000 yuan to Mr. Li, and explained the reason. It turned out that Mr. Li accidentally bumped into several pieces of blue and white porcelain the other day. Boss Chen and he came up with this method to fool him.
This micro-movie tells us: We should be honest, not like Boss Chen in the article. Honesty requires not only being honest with people and things, but also being honest with yourself, knowing yourself and being neither arrogant nor impetuous.
I love Chinese, not only because of its beauty, but also because it made me realize the terrible carelessness and corrected it.
I remember a mid-term exam in senior two, and I got ninety-nine points. I looked at the bright red ninety-nine points on the test paper. I was puzzled and thought, "How is that possible? Why am I not a hundred? Shouldn't it? How can I fail to get 100 on such a simple paper? " The more I think about it, the less I understand. Found the wrong question: "The first question is all right; The second question is no problem; The third question, or ok ... "I looked and looked, and finally found it. It turned out that the last question on the first side was wrong and one point was deducted. I thought, "No way! Am I wrong? Dad won't scold me, will he? I don't think so. At least I got 99 points! "
After school in the evening, I happily ran to meet my grandmother and said, "Grandma! I got ninety-nine points today! " Grandma smiled happily and said, "Then you don't refuel after taking the 99 exam, just say it!" "Oh!" I said and nodded.
When I got home, I happily said to my grandfather, "Grandpa! I got ninety-nine points today! " Grandpa smiled, took out a book I like, and said, "Grandpa knows and bought it specially!" " ""thank you, grandpa! " I ran to my father again and said, "Dad! I got ninety-nine points today! "When I heard this, my father's face sank. He said," Give me the test paper. " I handed it to him. When my father saw it, he failed to get 100 because of two typos. He frowned and looked even uglier. He scolded me and said, "You are still so happy after getting 99 points! Why don't you get a hundred points? Such a simple word is even more wrong? Copy every word for me a hundred times! "I listened and wrote two typos a hundred times with tears.
One word difference made me scolded by my father. One word difference made my percentage become 99 points. One word difference made me know the terrible carelessness.
Today, the teacher assigned us a special homework-Chinese practice, looking for typos!
"If you want to find a typo, where can I find it later?" When I got home, I was worried when my classmates Li Ming, Wang Jun and Xiaohong came to me to do my homework. Hehe, they are the kings of typos, and now I can finally finish the task! I thought happily.
They put down their schoolbags and said, "Let's do our homework together!"
"I'll check my homework first!" I am happy to say.
I first dig out a notebook from Li Ming's schoolbag. When I opened it, I smiled from ear to ear and saw that Li Ming wrote in his notebook: Never tire of learning, never tire of humiliation. They were confused when they saw me jumping and laughing. I quickly found the omnipotent "dumb teacher" and pointed it out to Li Ming, saying, "This" insult "is bullying and insulting people. So this' tirelessly insulting others' is not tirelessly insulting others? Who will play with you like this? " "Oh, really? Let me see. " Li Ming said shyly after reading it, "I was wrong."
Then I opened the books of Wang Jun and Xiaohong. When I opened it, I burst into laughter again. They also misspelled the word "teach". Wang Jun wrote: Never tire of learning and never regret others. I explained to him seriously: "this' regret' is regret, and that' taking pains to make people regret' is to find ways to make people regret. If you do this, you won't become a big bad guy! " Wang Jun looked down, blushed and corrected it seriously.
"What about' Hey'?" Xiaohong asked. "It has three meanings.' Unlucky and tireless' means imposing bad luck on others." I explained. Xiaohong frowned and said anxiously, "Oh, if I am unlucky, I will become an old witch!" " "Ha ha ..." We all doubled up with laughter.
I asked solemnly with a frown, "A great saint like Kong Old Master Q, does he want his disciples to insult others, repent and have bad luck?" They blushed one by one, and Li Ming looked at everyone and said, "It seems that the typo really killed people."
China Chinese characters are profound and square, which is the pride of our Chinese nation! I really hope that in the near future, China people will stop making mistakes when using Chinese characters, and let China's Chinese characters shine more pure and dazzling in the books of the world!
Everyone will be careless and make mistakes if they are not careful. Needless to say, just one sentence or even a wrong number will change the main meaning of that sentence.
Mom runs a grocery store, so there is a train delivery every other day. Today, as usual, the big truck delivered the goods again, and I didn't care. I still watch TV as usual.
Most of the goods have been placed. When my mother opened another box, she suddenly rummaged around, as if looking for something, only to hear her mutter: this is not the goods I bought. I ran over and rummaged through it. There is a one-dollar toy, a hairpin and a lot of food in it. Mom won't buy such goods. I don't know what to do.
After a while, my mother turned on the sales computer and calculated the total price of this box of things. Results 120 more than a dollar.
Why did this box of goods come to my house? I read the code on the box. There are two codes: 1 16 1 and 1 16 17. These two codes are very similar. Look at the code on mom's list. Yes 1 1665444.
Mother called the company and explained the cause, process and result in detail. After a long phone call, I realized that it really wasn't our goods, but it was from another store. Because the word "7" was not clearly written, the deliveryman took the word "7" as the word "1", which led to such an absurd farce.
After this incident, I suddenly found that it is very important to be serious. Everything must be serious and must not be sloppy.
Everyone has encountered such a thing: when taking the exam, one word was written wrong, and the exam was not excellent; When doing the Olympics, if a number is written incorrectly, it will not come out; When writing billboards, a typo will become the laughing stock of passers-by ...
Everyone will be careless sometimes. On the road of life, no one has ever been careless all the time and all his life. No, no matter how serious he is, he can be careless sometimes. However, we should try our best to reduce mistakes and lost opportunities caused by carelessness. ...
Carelessness is a devil. On the contrary, seriousness is an angel. Angels fight the devil. Not every game will be won, just as we are not careful. However, we should always reduce carelessness and guard against it.
Carelessness is not a good thing, and it is not for nothing. In life, we'd better be serious and don't let it invade.
Adults have said that no matter what you do, you can't make any mistakes, or you will make a big joke. So are Chinese characters. If used correctly, they will be great.
Here, pudding made what we call a mistake. One day, my mother asked Pudding to buy a box of medicine called "Nicosone". However, on the way, Xiao Pudding forgot the name of the medicine, so when she arrived at the drugstore, she said to her aunt, "I want to buy Nixon." Aunt laughed her head off, and immediately corrected Xiao Pudding, saying that Nixon was the president of the United States and Liang Junnuo was a doctor. Hearing this, Pudding realized that she would never be careless again. Chinese character culture is too rich.
Oh, I also know that China has a lot of knowledge.
You see, someone in the street wrote a sentence: littering is forbidden here, and offenders will be fined 20 yuan. Passers-by saw it, and their hearts failed. If there is such a good thing, the litterers here will not be fined, but will be fined in 20 yuan? Just because you wrote a wrong word, it is no wonder that others will misunderstand.
I did the same thing when I was a kid. For example, when I write about freedom, I always mistake "being" for "being". So my mother always laughs at me as the king of typos and writes whatever words come to mind.
Therefore, we must use Chinese characters correctly and standardly, and use Putonghua in our daily life. When you write, you should write carefully and don't be careless, because Chinese characters are changeable. If you add one less stroke or one more stroke, they may become new words. Be careful!
The Difference of One Word Composition 6 The Difference of One Word This microfilm mainly tells an incident between a male employee and his boss, Boss Chen, and another employee of Boss Chen.
The story goes like this: "Boss Chen's employees are in urgent need of money at home, but he has no money on himself. Suddenly, he remembered that boss Chen still owed him 2000 yuan in salary. Come to the store at once and ask boss Chen for salary. But boss Chen declined, saying,' Well, the company's business is not very good these two months, just wait! As long as the company's business is good, I will definitely pay you back, don't worry!' Employees don't believe it. Boss Chen had to take out 1000 yuan from the drawer, a pen and a piece of paper, and write an iou, which read' XXX pays XXX 2,000 yuan as proof. The boss went on to say, "I'll pay you back 20xx in a few days." "10 days later, the employee asked the boss for salary again, and the boss gave him 1000 yuan, asking the employee to correct the debt. 10 days later, when the employee asked the boss for money again, the boss said that the money had been paid back. Look at the iou if you don't believe it. He showed the boss the iou, pointed to the words on it and said,' It's clearly written here, and you still owe me 1000 yuan.' The boss said, "It clearly says that I will pay you back 1000 yuan." The boss added, "Don't do it if you don't want to. There are many people like you on the street! ""The employee was very angry when he heard this. He angrily picked up the iou and turned away.
The employee has been wandering alone in the street, and one day when he was walking on the bridge, he saw:' Resolving contradictions means looking for ordinary people.' He went to the mediator, told him the situation and gave him the iou. After reading the iou, he asked the staff to call the boss. After the meeting, the two began to make a scene again. The boss said he had a witness and the mediator asked him to call the witness. But when they explained to the mediator that the situation was over, the mediator said to the witness,' perjury is illegal.' The witness told the boss that he didn't want to commit perjury. In the end, the employee won the case because Boss Chen had insufficient evidence. "
After watching this micro-movie, I understand that we should be honest and not harm the personal safety of others for our own selfish interests. This is a very incorrect choice. If we break the law and are punished by the law, we should not!
My father teaches metalworking in the university, and often takes some internship reports of machine tool interns home for correction.
Today, my father is correcting the internship report again, and I am lying next to my father doing my homework. Suddenly, my father burst out laughing for no reason. I was puzzled and asked, "What are you laughing at?" Father drew a circle on an internship report and handed it to me. I saw the word "car wall" in the red circle drawn by my father, but I still didn't know why my father was laughing, so I asked my father, "What is a car wall?" Dad replied: "This should have been the end face of a car, that is, machining the bottom face of a cylinder with a lathe, but he wrote the wall face of a car, and a wall should be machined with a lathe. What's more? " As soon as I heard this, I burst into tears with my father. It's really "a tiny difference, a thousand miles away".
Suddenly, I remembered something. Don't I often make jokes because I write a lot of typos? I am really "pot calling the kettle black"! I gradually restrained my smile, thinking, I must try to get rid of this habit of writing typos in the future, so that there are no typos in my exercise book!
From now on, I will learn from it, do everything carefully, write every word well and get rid of the bad habit of carelessness! Don't let this happen to me again!
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