TVXQ! s jokes ~ Some of them are pro-fur.

1. At the fan meeting ... Moderator: One day, I heard that your members often exchange underwear. Is it true?/You don't say. One day: Well, yes! Junxiu: Can I answer for him? In fact, when we can't find underwear, we will take one to wear. Middle (@ _ @): Especially Junxiu and I, not only underwear but also toothbrushes! (The host is sweating like a pig! 2. Moderator: I heard that Junxiu's hips are very upturned. Does this cause you any inconvenience? Junxiu: inconvenient place (thinking form) ... don't! (Jun Xiu answers affirmatively) Zaizhong: But I have! (suddenly said in the middle of class) ... when you put on handsome underwear, you will feel very big! (Everyone laughs, and the host fainted on the spot) Junxiu (! O): I'm really embarrassed ... (Junxiu's face is redder than a red apple at once) 3. Korean variety show "X-Men" has a "of course" link. Once, Jun Xiu pk Hao Yun ... Jun Xiu: Brother, do you know what is bad for me? David moses: Huh? Junxiu: I just don't come out for a long time once I go to the toilet ... I sing and dance in the bathroom ... (Yun Hao blushes) Yun Hao: Well, Junxiu, I also have some dissatisfaction, that is, you are the last one to come out every time I go downstairs, and you have to wait for half an hour every time. Junxiu: ... That's not because I've been occupying the bathroom, so I just ... Yun Hao (. -_-): I didn't understand this book ... 4. I was on the variety show "Love Letter" ... Moderator: Our Changmin is so handsome, so it has been very smooth! Changmin: There have been some chaotic things! When I was 10 years old, most people had a lot of troubles, because it was spring. As far as I'm concerned ... I have more dandruff ... (Laughter) Moderator: Changmin, mom is also here. (The photographer gives a shot to Chang Ming's mother) Chang Ming: But ... But just like that ... (Laughter) Moderator: Look. Mom doesn't even look at you ... Chang Min (! _): It's a little dirty and messy, but I'm used to it. Sometimes I see how big dandruff is. (Screaming at the scene) I will observe it carefully with a magnifying glass, and I will paint the color on it ... (Screaming at the scene again) 5. God's last variety show "A Thousand Hearts in One Night" ... Moderator: Is there any unknown secret in Yun Hao? Yun Hao (! -_-): That ... that, I don't know if it's inappropriate to say this ... just big breasts ... moderator (0o0? ): Is the pectoral muscle too developed, or is the front part bigger ... (The host points to the box) Yun Hao: That ... the front and side are very developed ... (Everyone is curious) Yun Hao (! _): Actually, other parts of my body are easy to lose weight, except my chest ... (gesticulating with hands) One day: Last summer, the four of us were curious to take pictures ... (At the scene, the fairies screamed ...) Yun Hao (continued): They asked me to take pictures by myself. I was embarrassed at first, but we were handsome. Hao Yun: What can I do? I had to photograph them … (everyone laughed again), and one day I saved the photos and sent them to the producer … someone replied, "Which woman is this?" 6. Moderator: What about Chang Min? Changmin is still very young, so there should be no big secret! Changmin: That ... that man has seen 99.9% movies! Moderator (0 _ 0? ): So our resident is that special 0.0 1%? Changmin: Of course, I'm just like ordinary people on earth! (Fairy Queen screams ing… ...) Host (_? ): Then where did you get it? Chang Min (seriously): That ... I found it all on the Internet myself! (The Fairy Queen screams ing… again …) One day (grabbing words): Once, I asked Chang Min how to download music, and he knocked for a long time … and then said, I can only download * movies … (Laughter) Moderator: What is the standard you recommend to others? Chang Min: Hmm ... the length of the film, and ... the visual effect ... (Laughter) 7. In a fan club, something before TVXQ!! On the eve of TVXQ! ... His debut was exposed! S debut, the members were super nervous … because of the performance the next day, everyone lay down early. An hour later … suddenly shouted: ah! Can't sleep! After a while, one day I shouted: I really can't sleep! Junxiu also shouted: Yes, I don't know why I can't sleep! Chang Min: That's right ... So, another hour passed and the members were a little sleepy ... At this moment, Yun Hao suddenly shouted: Go to bed! So, everyone punched Hao Yun together ... 8. The next day, I just finished the concert ... Now: I'm so excited ... So many people came today ... Our junior high school English teachers are all here ... Changmin: Really? I'm excited ... what does he teach? Chinese (0v0): Korean … 9. The first performance of Shenzhou VII was a great success. The agent decided that five people would go out for a barbecue to celebrate and be picky about food in Chinese ... Junxiu: Brother, why don't you like to eat pig's tongue? Zaizhong: Think about it, how dirty the tongue is in the pig's mouth! It makes sense ... Junxiu: What do you like to eat? Middle (_): Eggs ... (The other four people and the agent have laughed to the ground) 10 students. SM (Shenqi's agency) is notoriously bitter. Once on the show, the members recalled the hard days when you were a trainee before your debut ... Moderator: I heard that you were particularly hard before your debut? Hao Yun: It was really difficult then. In order to keep healthy, we often do not have enough to eat. One day, we often sleep on an empty stomach ... Junxiu: We were so hungry that it took us a long time to fall asleep. Chinese: Yes, once, Chang Min and I were so hungry that we ran in the street ... Chang Min: I was so hungry that day. When my brother and I ran past a fancy restaurant, it was inside. "I nodded. My brother looked at me with loving eyes and said, "OK, let's do it again. "(Everyone falls down) Moderator: ... and then ... in the middle (@&@): Then we walked in front of the restaurant until it closed ... (Moderator fainted on the spot) 1 1. Moderator:. What was it like then? Hao Yun: I'm the captain, so as soon as everyone gathers, I ask everyone to stop saying "mine" and say "ours". Compere: Really? Is it sweet? One day (V _ V): Yes ... I remember one day, Brother Zhong was taking a bath and didn't come out for a long time. Brother Zhong asked, "Why did you go so long?" Brother Zhong said, "Oh, I'm shaving!" (Everyone pours …) 12. Shenzhou 7 is on Korean radio. Moderator: One day, I heard that you have the habit of asking members for gifts. Can you tell me something about this? Junxiu (grabbing words): Always do that … grab the best gift! One day (embarrassedly): Oh, on my birthday, I will ask members for it … but later … it's not like that. Middle: well, I did well later, so I don't want it! One day (v): That … that, in fact, I have been looking forward to the day when I can take the initiative to send me … Everyone laughs … 13. The members of Shenzhou VII are super DV fans in the school, and often record their wonderful lives ... In the summer evening, five people were eating watermelon together in the dormitory, and the agent came in. Agent: Can I eat together? One day: brother, you can ... you can eat seeds and keep watermelons. 14. The car from Super Junior came to visit and got up to leave. Middle: Let's go after dinner! Xi Che: No, I have something to do. Zaizhong: What's the hurry? I don't even eat. Che Xi: Eat! 15. On the variety show "Heroes of Girls". Moderator: Looking at your photo album a year ago, I feel that everyone has changed. Hao Yun: Yes, everyone is changing slowly, but Changmin is growing rapidly. Changmin (proudly): Have I grown up? Yunhao: No, but it's higher-indeed! Chang min (! -_-) (The whole staff laughed and the host fainted) 16. There is a link in "Hero among Women" that a girl can be called a black knight when she is punished, that is, her boyfriend who plays games with her can accept punishment instead of herself. One day, the girl who played games with her was just about to be punished, and one day she interjected sincerely ... One day: Can this link be called the Black Knight? Moderator: Yes! I admire the day and encourage girls to call them black knights. Girl (gratefully): Black knights! ! ! One day (@ _ @): ... What do you want me to do? I just want to confirm the rules of the game! ! ! There was chaos and laughter. ...