A joke with a touching beginning and a bad ending

Start with a touching joke and end with a batting practice:

1, there is no secret admirer, but there are many people who want to assassinate.

2. If I am young, I can't feel inferior. My husband must have a lot.

3, mix with me, I have a mouth to eat, you have a bowl brush.

When I was in the lowest valley of my life, my mother said to me, "Son, even if everyone gives up on you, don't give up on yourself, okay?" I was moved to answer, "I know." Then, my mother turned to my father and said, "He knows. Let's go."

A girl asked a boy to wait for him downstairs for a hundred days before marrying him. As a result, on the 99th day, the boy left with a smile. Later, someone asked him, why did you leave at a critical moment when you persisted for so long and were close to success?

The boy explained that I didn't think I could last so long. I thought to myself, I have such great perseverance, why not do WeChat business?

6. Years later, I received a WeChat from a friend who was far away from the other side of the ocean: "I finally became the kind of person I used to hate the most." "Ha, ha, ha, everyone is like this, don't be sentimental. Who did you hate most when you were a child? " "Rich people."

8. "My wife has been missing for more than 24 hours," I said anxiously on the phone. "She said she went out to buy food early yesterday morning, but she hasn't come home yet. I almost collapsed. Please bring me some food in your fast food restaurant. "

9. The boy said to the girl, "Let's take a trip. My girlfriend will come that day. " The girl nodded shyly: "OK, I'll take my boyfriend, too."

At the appointed time and place, but there were only two people, a boy and a girl. The girl asked the boy, "Where's your girlfriend?" The boy touched the girl's head: "Fool, she is right in front of me."

The boy asked the girl again, "Where's your boyfriend?"

Girl: "My boyfriend is parking over there. He will come at once. "

10, I finally got a chance to chat with my girlfriend in the self-study class. Maybe I didn't say something right. She suddenly ignored me and said coldly, "Stop it, there is someone outside you." I was anxious at that time: "I swear to God, there is really no!" "She's talking about me!" The head teacher behind him said coldly.