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Looking for the historical story of China

The only person in history who declared war on the world was Empress Dowager Cixi of China. You didn't expect that, did you? )

In the Sino-British Opium War, the ratio of casualties between Qing soldiers and British soldiers was 600:1;

Beijingers have eaten the meat of national hero Yuan Chonghuan;

At the end of the Ming dynasty, Zhang slaughtered tens of millions of Sichuanese, and the Qing dynasty had to draw people from Hunan and Hubei to fill Sichuan.

Chongzhen, the last emperor of the Ming Dynasty, asked the royal ministers to donate 1 10,000 yuan to fight Li Zicheng. Everyone cries for poverty. After Li Zicheng arrived in Beijing, he chased money from them. After being tortured, he actually donated 72 million yuan.

He Shen was in office for more than 10 years, with a fortune of 200 million yuan, equivalent to China's reparations to Japan after the Sino-Japanese War of 1894-1895.

During the Northern and Southern Dynasties after the Three Kingdoms, there was an emperor who was very talented and led 8,000 soldiers. Starting from Nanjing now, it laid 70 cities in Chang 'an and Luoyang all the way, and defeated more than 500,000 troops in the Northern Wei Dynasty at that time. His name is Chen Qingzhi.

Qin Shihuang did not really unify China, because there was still a Zhongshan State at that time;

Li Zicheng rebelled because go-vern ment made him unemployed (he used to be a postman, similar to a postman);

The only person who was exterminated by the top ten clansmen in history was Fang Xiaoru in the Ming Dynasty.

During the Wanli period of the Ming Dynasty, Yunnan Tusi rebelled four times. During the counter-insurgency, 70% of the country's troops died in Yunnan.

The first female emperor in the history of China was Chen Shuozhen, the emperor of Wenjia in the late Sui Dynasty, not Wu Zetian.

Han Xin, who forced the overlord of Chu to death, was locked in a cage, covered with a cloth, and then a group of women stabbed him with bamboo guns.

The only requirement of Qiu Jin, a democracy fighter, before his execution is not to take off his clothes;

In the history of China, the only monarch who fell into the cesspit and suffocated was Princess Jinjing in the Spring and Autumn Period? ;

An Lushan most often appears in front of Yang Guifei is a baby;

Li Zicheng was trapped in the carriage canyon by Chen Qiyu, the governor of the Ming Dynasty, but the latter actually accepted their request for surrender. As a result, Li Zicheng rebelled as soon as he got out of the canyon.

After the demise of the Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang competed for the world. When they confronted each other in the sword of light and fog, Xiang Yu shot Liu Bang with an arrow, right in his chest. Reluctantly, Liu pulled the arrow down and retorted that Xiang Yu only hit his heel. As a result, Xiang Yu retreated in humiliation and missed the rare opportunity to get rid of Liu Bang again after the Hongmen banquet.

Yan Yanliang, Emperor Xizong of Jin Dynasty, led 500,000 troops to attack the Southern Song Dynasty, and Song Jun escaped. However, Jin Bing was defeated by a scholar in Historical Records, and the State of Jin fell into civil strife and the State of Yan was killed. The Southern Song Dynasty has a history of at least 100 years.

The gale changed history: 654.38+ 10,000 yuan troops fought fiercely with the Japanese army on the beach after landing in Kyushu, Japan, and the Yuan navy was destroyed after the gale; During the diplomatic war between Wu Sangui and Li Zicheng in Shanhaiguan, the Qing army suddenly appeared in Wuyi after the gale, and Li was defeated.

The population of the Qin Dynasty was 20 million, which rose to 50 million in the Western Han Dynasty. At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, due to the warlord melee and the epidemic of plague, the population of the whole country decreased by 3/4, leaving only 1 1 10,000.

There are more than 1600 people in the Qingming Festival in the Northern Song Dynasty, which is more than any of the four classical novels (only 1200 people in the Three Kingdoms).

The Mongols slaughtered 1 100 million people in C.P., compared with the Nazis who slaughtered 6 million Jews.

In the Second Opium War, it was not the British and French allied forces that robbed Yuanmingyuan first, but the people of China.

As a direct result of the practice of "dividing fields into mu" in Yongzheng, the national population doubled in 10, and the population increased from 70 million at the end of Kangxi to1500,000 at the beginning of Qianlong.

Daoguang pioneered "four dishes and one soup". He was very thrifty and diligent, but he was spurned by historians because he signed the Sino-British treaty of nanking.

Chen Bijun didn't know Wang Jingwei at first. When Wang Ching-wei decided to assassinate the Regent of the Qing Dynasty, she encouraged Wang, a revolutionary, to say, "Go ahead, you will die tomorrow. I have nothing to give you, so I will sleep with you for one night. " The two men became husband and wife from then on, and later became traitors together.

Foreign history:

Nazi Germany had at most130,000 soldiers, equivalent to 90% of Shanghai's population now.

Hitler didn't have time to capture Moscow because there was a two-month rebellion in Romania, otherwise the Moscow campaign could have been launched in September. Judging from the prosperity of the German offensive at that time, the Soviet Union was doomed.

The direct reason why the Japanese made up their minds to invade China was the Hanshin Earthquake in 193 1, because they were afraid that another earthquake would sink the country to the bottom of the sea.

There used to be an emperor Norton in America, who was deeply loved by the people.

Uruguay in South America went to war with Paraguay, Brazil and Bolivia at the same time in the 1930 s, and half the men in the country died.

The reason why the Sino-Russian Baltic Fleet was destroyed in the Russo-Japanese naval battle was because it was on its way from Europe to Wan Li, Asia, and there were too many shells attached to the ship, which slowed down the speed of the ship.

Before the reunification of Germany, non-terriers in Germany wore armor and drowned in a stream. Hitler's plan to attack the Soviet Union was named after him and called "Barbarossa Plan".

In Uganda, Africa, 1994, ethnic vendettas between Hutu and Tutsi occurred, and they died in three months1100,000 people, most of whom were hacked to death by machetes cutting bananas;

During the Warring States period, there was a warlord named Imagawa Yoshimoto (whose strength was equivalent to that of Yuan Shao in the Three Kingdoms period). On the way to Kyoto to seize the world, he and 5,000 Qin Bing were attacked by a gangster of more than 800 people in a canyon and hacked to death on the spot. The gangster's name is Nobunaga;

Napoleon's downfall was not because he invaded Russia, but because he spent 500,000 troops in Spain to fight the peasant army for eight years and could not win.

The Spanish colonist Pizarro captured the Inca king (now Peru in South America), locked him in a room of 100 square meter, and promised to release the king as long as the room was full of gold. When the room was really filled with gold by the Incas, the king was killed immediately.

During World War I, 1 million German and French troops were deadlocked in Verdun. One day, a retarded experiment of the French army shelled the powder magazine hidden by the Germans in the forest, causing 600,000 shells and dozens of tons of gunpowder to explode, thus reversing the war situation in World War I;

Before World War II, the Germans found a book about how to use mechanized troops to carry out mobile operations (future army). On this basis, the German army established a huge panzer corps and defeated France in only six weeks. The author of this book is the later French president? De Gaulle;

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This is also the battlefield of World War I. One day, the Germans found a Persian cat on a hill at noon. After analysis, they concentrated their artillery fire and stormed the mountain. After the war, they learned that the explosion, together with the teacher's cat, blew up a French division command post.

Rome was once burned by its own emperor because he wanted to watch fireworks and recite poems. The emperor's name is Nero.

The most incredible inventor is Leonardo da Vinci. Although his invention is limited to drawing, it includes dozens of modern machines such as bicycles, tanks, diving suits, helicopters, maps of Europe, and ships. This is so far beyond the limit of human thinking that some people think that he is a modern man, but he is inexplicably imprisoned in15th century.