The cold joke of Tang priest's blind date record

The cold joke of Tang priest's blind date record

Tang Priest has been practicing alone all his life. Recently, I may have watched too many idol dramas and wanted to find someone to get married, so I went to a matchmaking agency for blind date. An aunt of the matchmaking agency received him and made a series of cold jokes.

Aunt: Name?

Tang Priest: Tang Priest, Sanzang, Xuanzang.

Aunt: What's your name?

Tang Priest: Ken

Aunt: When were you born?

Tang Priest: Tang Dynasty.

Aunt: occupation?

Tang priest: alms.

Aunt: What is alms?

Tang Priest: Just begging.

Aunt: Do you have a house?

Tang Priest: No.

Aunt: Then where do you live?

Tang Priest: Heaven.

Aunt: Is there any transportation?

Tang Priest: Yes.

Aunt: What kind?

Tang Priest: White Horse.

Aunt: Have you ever had a girlfriend before?

Tang Priest: Yes.

Aunt: What do you do?

Tang Priest: Bai, an excellent woman like Spider Essence.

Aunt: You played very deeply!

Tang Priest: It's all on impulse, and the feelings are broken.

Aunt: Why did you break up?

Tang Priest: They all want to eat my meat.

Aunt: Are there any requirements for choosing a spouse?

Tang Priest: First of all, you must be tall and handsome if you don't like meat.

Aunt: How about Guanyin?

Tang Priest: Guanyin is my immediate superior. I don't want an office romance.

Aunt: What about the Empress Dowager?

Tang Priest: The backstage is too hard to like mature women.

Aunt: What about me?

Tang Priest: It is better to be a nun.

Aunt: Do you have any hobbies?

Tang Priest: I can rap and rap.

Aunt: Let me see.

Tang Priest: Wait for me to call someone, and then Tang Priest picks up his mobile phone and calls Wukong to come quickly.

Tang Priest: Wukong, let's perform hip-hop, I'll rap, and you come to hip-hop.

Tang Priest: Come on. Be a fool, be a fool, yeah, yeah, Wukong rolled around and performed a ground-breaking action.

Aunt: Sweat! It turned out to be cruelty to animals

Tang Priest: This is a real talent show.

Aunt: This is really impossible.

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