Jokes about glasses

Dalin is highly nearsighted, but she doesn't want to wear glasses. His girlfriend had no choice but to drag him to the mall to buy contact lenses. After asking about Dalin enthusiastically, the waitress found him a suitable pair to try on. Who knows that Dalin is allergic to contact lenses, wearing them for a long time and shedding a lot of tears. Seeing that he was in pain, the waitress asked with concern, are you all right? "Dalin slowly opened his eyes, and after a pause, he suddenly grabbed the waitress's arm and said angrily, did you buy another suit?"

2. Don't wear glasses.

Lao Wang works in the reception room of a research institute. One day, his wife came to see him and accidentally found that everyone in his unit was nearsighted. She said, "Strange, why do people in your unit wear glasses?"

Lao Wang replied, "What's so strange about this? Everyone is a learned person, dealing with books all day! " "

"oh! I see. No wonder your salary is so low. So you didn't wear glasses! " Lao Wang's wife suddenly realized.

3. Wear glasses

One day, an uncle went to an optical shop to get glasses.

The waiter asked enthusiastically, "What kind of cup do you need?"

Uncle said, "I want a pair of reading glasses."

How many pairs did the waiter take are not suitable.

The waiter said, "Try this pair."

Uncle said, "I wear these best."

The waiter said, "Sorry, I took a pair of frames."

4. Don't wear glasses

Son: Dad, why are you wearing glasses?

Dad: Glasses are only worn when they look bad.

Son: Bad eyes. Put them on?

Dad: Of course, you can only see clearly with glasses.

Son: Then, when you check my homework, don't wear glasses.