Can you tell a joke that makes people laugh instantly?

1. "The little girl imitated TV and asked: Where is Dad better than us? Dad ignored mom and smiled. The little girl turned to look at her mother: What does her mother laugh at than you? Xiaoyu was caught cheating in the exam. Teacher: Whose did you copy? Fish: My teacher who copied mussels: You fart. 3. When I first entered the Internet cafe, I entered the Internet cafe and turned off my brother's computer directly according to the boot result. He endured for a long time and calmly told me that he was in the ranking. Lemon wants to ask the boss for leave, and the boss asks him what's going on. Lemon said, "I don't know what's going on, but I always feel sour." 5.6.7.8.9.10.1.12.13.14.15./kloc- 2. In the CET-4 and CET-6, I greeted my aunt, who was very happy and wished me a score of 100. Someone wanted to name his child Zhang San, and finally he chose Zhang Sirui. 4. A friend in Yunnan was poisoned by wild mushrooms and thought he was a milkshake. On the way to the hospital, the driver gets nervous when he accelerates. Where is my lid? Hold your head tight, slow down, I'm going to spill! 5. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or Java? Shen Congwen 6. A non-mainstream soldier died, and his father came and said, "Do evil, let me send a white-haired man red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple hair." 7. What is the loneliest thing you have ever heard? Classmate, you are the only one left in the homework.