Super funny joke 500 words

One day, the devil took the princess away, and the princess kept screaming.

Devil: You can scream loudly. No one will come to save you.

Princess: Broken throat, broken throat.

Nobody: Princess, I'm coming to save you.

Devil: Speak of the devil.

Cao Cao: Devil, what do you want me to do?

Demon: Wow, I saw a ghost.

Ghost: *! Someone found out.

*: Ghost, you can see me.

Oh, my God.

God: Who called me?

Who: Nobody called you.

Nobody: I didn't? Play dumb.

Garlic: Who is pretending to be me?

Who: Me again? You're looking for trouble

Trouble: who wants to see me?

Which one: looking for you? I didn't ... Gee, there are so many people here.

Many people: I just arrived ... who are you?

Which one: I'm not who.

Who: He's not me.

Princess: Is everyone here to save me?

Everyone: I'm not here to save you, I'm here to watch the fun.

Lively: What am I looking at?

God: It's none of my business. Let's go first.

Devil: You answer a question before you go. Why do so many people save the princess? I am a demon.

How did Wang play?

Go on: Why don't you be a good devil and play with me?

Princess: If no one plays the devil, I can go.

Nobody: If I play the devil, how can I let you go?

How come: I won't let the princess go, I want to watch the excitement.

Lively: What am I doing?

What: You want to fuck me? rascal

How dare you: I didn't.

Me: What's it to me?

Demon: *! I'm going crazy. ...

*: Why did you call me! ...

Crazy: What do you want me to do?

You want me to: I know nothing!

I know nothing: I don't know!

I don't know: here I am! Is someone calling me?

Someone: I didn't call you!

I didn't: Who called him?

Who: Wrong ... I didn't. ...

I didn't: I didn't wronged you. ...

You: I dare you.

I dare you: who says I dare not! ?

Who: Please ... I didn't say anything.

I have nothing: what do you want me to say?

I'm nothing: you ... aren't you my long-lost brother?

My long-lost brother: Gao ... My name is very long ... I will be called.

ah ...

Who: ... I want to leave this troublesome place as soon as possible

True or false: So this is my territory. ...

I am nothing &; No: Stop arguing. We're talking. ...

Leave us alone: I won't talk. ...

I didn't: I didn't speak! ...

I am nothing:-_-\ \ "... Let's go out and talk. ...

Go: I'm sorry ... (wriggling)

I have nothing: it's none of your business ... leaving ... (two brothers go out angrily)

None of your business: whoops ... why did you kick me out? ...

Why: I don't want to kick you out ... Be obedient ... Don't cry.

I didn't: Oh ... What does it have to do with me?

None of my business: what? Did anyone call me?

Someone: Who wants to call you? ...

Who: I really have to go ... T.T.

Go: I'm really embarrassed ... * v.v * (\ \ "who \ \" folds)

It's none of your business: aren't you my cousin?

It's none of my business: cousin ... long time no see. ...

Long time: I'm not here. ...

Devil: Are you finished?

Endless: he doesn't have me.

You: I don't have him.

Me: Who said that?

Who: What should I do?

Really? Do you want to fuck me?

You: I won't fuck him.

Me: Who said I wouldn't?

Who: Wrong! I didn't say ...

Say: What am I doing?

Really? You two are shameless!

You two: I want it! I want it!

Face: Who wants me?

Who: I don't want it.

Demon: Hurry up, or I'll kick people out.

Somebody else: Kick me out? Looking for k

Kathy: Who wants to see me?

Who: aaaaaaa! Don't mention my name, mention me again!

He: Don't blame me.

Me: Who wants me?

Who: I finally caught one. Kill it. ............

One: Don't arrest me.

Me: I've had enough, too. If anyone mentions my name again, I will never let you go!

Who: Look at my eighteen hands!

Me: Look at my nine yin bones and claws!

Eighteen palms of the dragon: what do I want to see?

Jiuyin Bai Gujing: What do I have to see?

What's there to see: Brother, I finally found you!

Interesting: Brother, let's talk outside.

Devil: Oh, my God! This is an engagement party. ...

From then on, the devil really got schizophrenia ...