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In A Dream of Red Mansions, a person is laughed at by Granny Liu, which round is it?

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When everyone was seated, Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Let's have a drink first. It's interesting to light it today." Aunt Xue and others said with a smile, "The old lady was born with a good capacity for drinking. How can we? We can rest assured that we will get drunk. We all have to drink two more cups. " Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Aunt is too modest today. I think she is tired of my old age. " Aunt Xue smiled and said, "It's not that I'm modest, but that I can't do it. I'm afraid it's a joke." Mrs. Wang said with a smile, "I couldn't tell, so I drank one more glass of wine and went to bed drunk. Who else will laugh at us? " Aunt Xue nodded and smiled. "As told, the old lady will have a glass of wine after all." Grandmother Jia smiled and said, "This is natural." Say that finish, he ate a cup.

Xi-feng hurried to the local area and said with a smile, "Since you ordered me, why don't you invite Sister Yuanyang?" Everyone knows that the old lady's orders must be carried by Yuanyang, so they all say that they are right. Feng pulled Yuanyang over. Mrs. Wang smiled and said, "This is within the order. There is no reason to stand." Turning to the little girl, she said, "Bring a chair and put it on your grandmother's desk." Yuanyang reluctantly thanked her and sat down. After drinking for an hour, she smiled and said, "A wine order is as big as a military order, regardless of rank, but I am the master. If you don't obey me, you will be punished. " Mrs. Wang and others all laughed: "It must be so. Say it quickly. " Before Yuanyang could speak, granny Liu got off the table and waved, "Don't play tricks on others like this. My family is gone. " Everyone laughed: "This can't be done." Yuanyang shouted to the girls, "Stand aside!" The girls smiled and pulled them into the table. Granny Liu called, "Give me a break!" Yuanyang said, "Say more and you'll be fined a pot." Granny Liu stopped. Yuanyang said, "Now I'm talking about domino pairs, starting with the old lady and going all the way to Granny Liu. For example, if I say a pair, I will take these three cards apart, say the first card first, then the second card, and then the third card. When I finish, I will synthesize the names of this pair. No matter the idioms of poetry and songs, they are better than the last one. " Everyone laughed: "If this order is good, just say it." Yuanyang said, "I have a pair. On the left is Zhang Tian. " Grandmother Jia said, "There is a blue sky above my head." . They all said, "Good." Yuanyang said, "There's a five-six in it." Grandmother Jia said, "The plum blossoms in Liuqiao are very fragrant." Yuanyang said, "There is only one' Six and Yao' left." Grandmother Jia said, "A red sun has risen from the sky." . Yuanyang said, "If you succeed, you are a hairy ghost." "This ghost is holding Zhong Kui's leg," said Grandmother Jia. . After that, everyone smiled and said, "Wonderful." Jia mu had a drink. Yuanyang added, "I have a pair. On the left is a' big five'. " Aunt Xue said, "Plum blossoms are dancing in front of the wind." Yuanyang said, "The right side is still' big and five long'." Aunt Xue said, "In October, plum blossoms are fragrant on the hills." Yuanyang said, "Twenty-five of them are miscellaneous seven." Aunt Xue said, "The Weaver Cowherd will cross Chinese Valentine's Day." Yuanyang said, "Jiro travels in five mountains." Aunt Xue said, "The world is not as happy as the gods." Then everyone praised them and drank wine. Yuanyang added, "I have a pair. The direction at two o'clock on the left is very clear. " Xiangyun said, "The sun and the moon shine on Kun." Yuanyang said, "It's two o'clock on the right." Xiangyun said, "Idle flowers fall to the ground, but listening is silent." Yuanyang said, "Come in the middle." Xiangyun said, "Red apricots are planted against the clouds in the sun." Yuanyang said, "Make nine ripe cherries." Xiangyun said, "The imperial garden was taken away by a bird." Yuanyang drank a cup and said, "I have a pair. On the left is Chang San. " Baochai said, "Both swallows talk to each other." Yuanyang said, "On the right is' Sanchang'." Baochai said, "Water grows with the wind." Yuanyang said, "Be here at 3: 69." Baochai said, "Three mountains and a half fall out of the sky." Yuanyang said, "A solitary boat is locked in iron." Baochai said, "There are storms everywhere, and there are worries everywhere." After drinking, Yuanyang added, "There is a paradise on the left." Daiyu said, "It's a beautiful day." Baochai looked back at him. Daiyu was just afraid of punishment and didn't give a statement. Yuanyang said, "The brocade screen in the middle is beautiful." . Daiyu said, "There is no matchmaker on the screen window." Yuanyang said, "At eight o'clock, there is only' 26'." Daiyu said, "Look at the jade seat." Yuanyang said, "Make a basket for picking flowers." Daiyu said, "Fairy sticks are fragrant, and peony flowers are picked." Say that finish, Yuanyang took a sip. "Four or five on the left become nine." Yingchun said, "Peach blossoms bring rain." They said, "That's a punishment! The rhyme is wrong, and it's not like it. " Yingchun took a sip with a smile. It turned out that both Xifeng and Yuanyang wanted to listen to Granny Liu's jokes, so they deliberately made mistakes and were both punished. As for Mrs. Wang, Yuanyang said it was granny Liu's turn to get off. Grandma Liu said, "Our bookmakers are free, and a few people often do this, but it is better to say so beautifully. I will give it a try. " Everyone laughed and said, "That's easier said than done. Just say it, it doesn't matter. " Yuanyang said with a smile, "Four or four people are on the left." Grandma Liu thought for a long time and said, "It's the banker." Everyone burst into laughter. Grandmother Jia said with a smile, "Good point, that's what I said." Grandma Liu also smiled: "We bookmakers are just ready-made qualities, so don't laugh." Yuanyang said, "The middle' 34' is green with red in it." Grandma Liu said, "Burn the caterpillar." Everyone laughed: "This is true, you are still talking about your true face." Yuanyang said, "Yao Si on the right is really beautiful." Grandma Liu said, "A radish and a garlic." Everyone laughed again. Yuanyang smiled and said, "Flowers are flowers." Grandma Liu put her hands together and said, "The flowers have all fallen into big pumpkins."