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Need some fragments describing ancient weddings, which should be more detailed, preferably in the home of dignitaries or emperors.
Because I was unfamiliar before, I could only smile at them, sitting alone on the bedside, letting a pair of pink and tender children look at themselves curiously, just like being sent to the "Curtain Pavilion" to visit my big cousin with the wind.
Half a day later, Mei Niang came back and sat down beside me without saying a word. She only helped me arrange my headdress and clothes silently, but she couldn't help holding my mother's hand. My mother also held my hand in turn, and her hand conveyed a feeling of reluctance under the cover of scarlet and clothes.
After guessing two sticks of incense, a strange voice was shouting outside the door, "The day will be a big responsibility ..." Hearing my mother's hand shaking, I squeezed it hard and got up. Next to her, she smiled and opened the door and said, "The weather is about to start ..."
Listening to the hustle and bustle of the yard through the screen, someone shouted, "It's time for our groom to pick up the bride."
Two married women blocked the door and said, "Go, go ... No matter how high the sky is, people have to eat." Please ask the groom to wait outside. Our girl is having dinner. It's better to wait until she's full before getting on the sedan chair and be with you forever, isn't it? " As soon as the bride finished speaking, there were several teenagers' booing in the yard.
Amid the noise, a row of little girls with similar figures are carrying all kinds of silver bowls of snacks, all made by their mothers overnight.
Two married women each took a bowl of snacks from the girl's hand and said, "Aunt, please feed your sister long noodles."
Mother took the bowl of noodles. Looking at the two dough twists floating in the clear soup in the bowl, I carefully picked up one of them with silver chopsticks and fed it to me carefully for fear that it would touch the rouge on my lips.
The bride added, "Sister, please feed your aunt longevity noodles." Long life, a word difference, is the best wish and blessing of mother and daughter to each other.
After feeding my mother longevity noodles, all kinds of snacks are eaten one after another. They are all different bowls. My mother takes a bite.
Finally, eat Yuanbao (jiaozi). I took a small bite of the gold ingot, which was fragrant and delicate, and it was my favorite taste.
I bowed my head and sipped gently, but it was hard to swallow. Suddenly, I felt the coolness coming from my hand in front of my knee. I suddenly looked up and found that Mei Niang was in tears and was very sad.
I couldn't hold back my tears for a long time. I threw myself into my mother's arms and hugged her. I cried affectionately, "Mom, I can't bear to part with you."
Mother is holding a silver bowl in one hand. He picked me up in one hand and said with tears in his smile, "Come on, let mom have a bite of the gold ingot she fed herself, and you will be a member of the Feng family from now on." Be filial to your elders and respect your husband, you know? "
Nodded, trembling and took the mother's bowl chopsticks, carefully picked up an ingot of copper coins and put it in her mouth. Mother covered her mouth with her hand and turned away for a long time. She stopped shaking and turned back. She smiled and wiped my tears with a handkerchief.
After telling a few jokes, two married women saw that their mother and daughter's mood improved slightly, so they came forward to make up my makeup.
Mother stroked the beads on my rockhopper with her hand, picked up the red veil on the gold plate and gently covered it for me.
As the red veil as red as blood slowly falls, it hides the lovely daughter in my mother's eyes and the amiable beauty in my eyes. Only clothes are left in my eyes, with red embroidered shoes embroidered with ice lotus.
Let others help you, step by step out of the door, like running water under the veil, like a happy skirt floating together, gently sliding across the same brand-new happy red carpet.
Just listen to the bride: "The groom first." I know the wind is boundless and my heart is pounding.
As the drums approached, everyone helped them to the hall. Parents are above. I knelt on the cushion with the wind and said goodbye to my parents.
Two people each took a pair of silver chopsticks presented by their parents. Only the master of ceremonies shouted, "Worship your parents, and the bride will get into the sedan chair ..."
The wedding procession came out of Zhuangzi and set out for Qingzhou City with firecrackers and drums.
Sitting on the eight-sedan chair with "lucky stars shining high", I resisted the idea of lifting my veil and secretly watching, listening to the people on both sides of the sedan chair. As "Fujian people", my eldest brother and my second brother have been thanking passers-by and robbing a lot of scattered copper coins from time to time. On both sides of the road, there are guards of the Lord's House to maintain order and prevent the crowd from being chaotic. The crowd gave endless cheers and congratulations.
Enter the city gate, accept the salute of all the guards on the wall, and all the shops in the city set off firecrackers to celebrate. When I came to the main entrance of the Lord's House, the drum music stopped, the firecrackers stopped, and the surrounding area was instantly quiet.
I don't know how long I've been waiting, but I heard a cry from a distance: "It's time to open all the doors and welcome the newcomers into the house ..." The cry fell, followed by drums and deafening firecrackers, which made the crowd boil, and the overwhelming sound of copper coins raised the atmosphere to another peak.
Kicking the car door and stepping on the tiles, HongLing, who was handed by the wind, led him through countless steps on the red carpet, crossed the threshold of the Lord's House above the knee and came to the main hall.
I was crushed to death by the gorgeous rockhopper inlaid with gold and jade. After gritting my teeth and worshipping the church, I was sent to the wedding room with the master of ceremonies: "Send to the bridal chamber …" After another ceremony of spreading grain, I finally sat on the wedding bed and started a boring "sitting hour".
There was hearty laughter around, and as soon as the laughter fell, someone urged, "Please ask your teacher to accompany you to the front yard to see the guests off, and then unveil the veil for the couple later."
Feng nodded, put his new chopsticks in my hand, and said softly, "Si Er has worked hard. I will come back as soon as possible. I listened, and when I looked back, I saw Sa and others waiting on both sides. "。 Just nodded to the two men and walked out of the wedding room.
Due to 20% of the wedding day, many unmarried women came to the wedding room soon. Seeing that my wedding dress painted by golden phoenix is rare, everyone went forward and looked at it carefully. They all looked at all the embroidery on the wedding bed with curiosity and envy.
Xiuman turned and took out a lot of silk handkerchief embroidered in advance, wrapped it in two happy money and distributed it to everyone. One of the crisp voices boasted, "Look, my new embroidery is much better than your sister's, hmm …". Is it the wind that I haven't seen for years? A clever and sensible little girl, why is she so mean now?
The little girl in the room suddenly lost her voice, and then the older one took the person away with a little understanding.
Then I waited quietly until I was numb, sleepy but hungry, when there was a noise outside the door.
Next to her, the married woman who had been waiting for a long time cheered and whispered, "Here comes the new uncle."
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