Humorous jokes about labor day

1, May Day is coming, and I held a big reward for my Alipay transfer activity.

Transfer money to 9 yuan for another day.

Transfer money to 39 yuan to wake you up for a week.

Transfer money to 69 yuan to send a circle of friends and say I like you.

Transfer money 99 yuan, I promise you a little thing.

Transfer money to 520 yuan and fall in love for one day.

Transfer 13 14 yuan fell in love for three days.

Transfer 13 1452 1 yuan. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau tomorrow.

Men and women are not limited. Do a little business on May Day to earn some holiday money. Credit is not allowed for small businesses.

2. A: Other men approach you to have sex with you. Unlike them, I want to try the sofa.

I want to try the floor.

C: I want to have a look in the kitchen.

What are you people talking about? Moral integrity-you just don't want to think about how big the world is! We go out to play during the May Day holiday, always on the road and always in the car.

3. Dad: "Did you wash the sheets yourself? Your mother is very busy recently. "

Son: "when mom is not busy!" " "

Dad: "didn't you get the certificate of' love of labor' this semester?"

Son: "But it's May Day holiday."

As Labor Day approaches, the company sends gifts to senior employees as usual.

Xiaowen: "Hey! What's your prize? " Offer blessings.

Xiao Chen: "An electronic pot."

Xiaowen: "Wow! Is that asking you to go back and eat yourself? ! "

Xiao Chen: "Then what do you take?"

Xiaowen: "Electric fan!"

Xiao Chen: "Oh ~ ~ That's to tell you which side is cold!" " "

Me: Mom, I'm going home on May Day.

Mom: I didn't cook for you at night.

Me: I do it myself.

Mom: There is no rice.

Me: Then I won't go back. I didn't eat or drink when I went back anyway.

Mom: Well, what a good boy.

6. I didn't want to be an otaku in May this year and 1, but I was so nervous!

Do you often fight outside? Are there any hooligans?

Will I be robbed? How can I pretend to go out often? Will I be afraid that I won't bully me if I dye my yellow hair?

Also, what clothes will you wear to show your identity? Is it too ostentatious to wear slippers?

Usually, when a person says "I will do it after May Day", he doesn't mean "he will do it immediately after May Day", but "he will never do it before May Day."

8. May Day is coming. Buy yourself a globe. The world is so big that you can not only look around, but also look around!

9. May Day is coming, so I'll tell you a joke in advance.

Male and female colleagues travel by car, stop * *, and be checked by * *.

Man: Your car?

A: Unit.

One more question: Is she your wife?

A: It's also the unit's.

* * lamented: "The welfare of the dog days unit is really good!"

10, May Day is coming. The boss said to Xiao Wang, a newly recruited salesman, "Many counters are engaged in promotional activities today. Let's change the price. That suit of 1000 yuan is 60% off, will it be changed? "

Xiao Wang said, "Yes, it is to change 1000 to 400."

The boss waved his hand and said, "no, learn something." Is to change the original price 1000 yuan to 2500 yuan. Do you understand? "