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Funny joke, brain teaser

Do you know any brain teasers? The following is my collection of funny jokes and brain teasers. Welcome to reading. I hope you like them.

1. What is the biggest worry of a ghost who was shot dead? Answer: Water leaks.

2. Of course, if you are caught making mistakes at school, you will get a demerit, so why write a repentance book? Answer: So Riji won't be caught again.

Besides trains, what is the longest car in the world? Answer: racing.

A cage kept ten birds, and a pony shot and killed three. How many birds are left? A: Ten, three died and seven lived.

If your friend is a racing driver and accidentally breaks his leg during the race, how can you comfort him? Answer: I hope he won't give up halfway in the next competition.

6. One day, after physics class, Xiaodong suddenly wanted to imitate Newton and went under the apple tree. At this moment, an apple just fell and hit Xiaodong's head. Guess what Xiaodong said? Answer: This apple is ripe.

7. On the night of the full moon, ghosts from all over the world get together for a carnival, but only the werewolf doesn't arrive. Why? Answer: Werewolves are monsters, not ghosts

8. Xiaozhuang was finally admitted to the university. One night on campus, he actually saw a high school classmate who had died for many years. Why? Answer: that's the body on the autopsy table.

9. Qin Shihuang, Stalin and Hitler were tried in hell together and were also sentenced to torture in oil pan. Why is a pot of boiling oil in front of Qin Shihuang and Stalin and hot water in front of Hitler? A: The Jews executed him.

10. When does the sun rise in the west? Answer: From the mirror.

1 1. What inspiration did Beethoven give us? Answer: if you recite it, you will get more points.

12. Why should people be buried underground when they are dead? Answer: It's easier to go to Yin and Yang.

13. The benevolent emperor often punished criminals by killing nine families. Why? Answer: I am afraid that someone will be sad.

14. It is said that a while ago? ET？ After leaving the earth, there is only one word left in the English alphabet, but the latest news sounds like a word. Why? Answer: Because the UFO flew away, WC stinks, and I was hospitalized with AIDS.

15. According to legend, Longmen Waterfall in China is a beautiful place. Carps that leap over the dragon gate can become dragons, and when they fail, they become turtles. So many carp try their best to climb mountains and climb to the sky, but few succeed. So where are those who failed to become turtles? Answer: I am listening to stories here.

16. Why is the giraffe's neck so long? Answer: Because his head is too high, he needs a long neck to connect.

17. What's in the middle of Sun Moon Lake? Answer: It's the word moon.

18. Seven good guys and three bad guys were on the same ferry, and the boat capsized halfway. Seven good people drowned in the water, but three bad people soon surfaced. Why? Answer: because the egg is broken, it can float.

19. What is the festival that everyone feels sad about? Answer: Umbrella Festival

20. I am addicted to smoking when I walk at night. What if there is smoke and no fire? Answer: See if there is a jack-o'-lantern to light.

2 1. If you are boating in Loch Ness, the water monster suddenly appears nearby and you forget to bring your camera, what should you do? Answer: Don't worry that other tourists will take your last shot.

22. Grandma Yang often opens her mouth because of dementia. Her family advised her to close it to prevent flies from flying in. Why does she insist? Answer: She said, "If you don't open it, how can flies fly in?"

23. What flowers should be put in the toilet? Answer: Mayflower

24. Who can't sing? Brother and father are great, aren't they? Answer: Adam and Eve.

25. Why do you take an umbrella when it rains? Answer: If you like,

26. What is the greatest contribution of television to mankind? Answer: Let the world know the benefits of punctuality.

27. A man wanted to cross the river, but the water was urgent. There are ladders and wood here, but there are meters on the ladder and meters on the wood. How can he cross the river? A: Take the bridge.

28. It takes an hour to get from Keelung to Kaohsiung by train. It takes an hour now. Where should the train be now? Answer: On the tracks.

29. Zhuo Le, a vampire, starved for two months and finally found someone who could suck blood. I didn't expect Zhuo Le to die as soon as he bled out. What happened? Answer: Because the two blood types are different.

Xiao Chen is recognized as a poor man, but he can spend a lot of money every day. Why? Answer: Xiao Chen is a bank teller.

3 1. Xiao Bi is a famous truant king in the school. He almost skips class, but he dares not skip a class, and he will never miss class on time. Which class is it? Answer: Class is over.

32. The meaning of rest is to go further, so what is the function of make-up exams? Answer: In order to read more books.

33. Test the address of a relative. If your great grandfather's son is called grandpa, then your grandfather's son is the man who married your mother. What should you call him? Answer: son

34. Who is the mermaid most afraid of? Answer: Garfield.

35. Michael Jackson's son is happy. Why? Answer: He can take off his father's nose to play.

36. Who starred in the most movies? A: Every movie has a street hero.

37. Mother asked Wang to take a plate to hold vegetables. The king brought it, but he was scolded. Why? Answer: He is holding a lamp.

38. Is Sakyamuni a man or a woman? Answer: no, he is a god.

39. What kind of dog is not afraid of rabies? Answer: Jiro's God Dog.

40. What does Donald fear most? Answer: I found myself a white swan.

4 1. What should I do if I accidentally break my mother's favorite vase? Answer: Pretend to faint.

Johnny dreams that the cat will eat him every night. He is not a mouse. Why? Answer: He plays Mickey Mouse in Dienis during the day.

43. What money is the most practical but can't be used? Answer: dead money

44. Wang Xiaoming is going to dive! But why are there more and more onlookers, but no one is willing to save him? Answer: There is a diving competition there, and he is one of the contestants.

45. Why do people go to the toilet? Answer: prevent extinction.

46. Superman went to the telephone booth and suddenly began to cry. Why? Answer: He is too fat to get in.

47. on a dark and windy night, there were waves of dog barking, but suddenly it sounded outside? Knock, knock, knock. Who do you think it could be? Answer: No matter who advises you, you'd better not open the door.

48. Why did two-year-old Ding Dong see Obasan calling her next door? Uncle? And the other person is not angry at all? A: Because he is an Arab.

49. My sister got gold coins. Why doesn't she want it? Answer: I will give you gold coins. He is going to Hawaii.

50. What happened after Xu Xian met the white snake? Answer: I don't know, because he was scared by the white snake.