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Our class will write a humorous yearbook.

I have known each other for many years (written by myself), and you left gently, leaving a lump of shit without taking a lottery ticket. Smelly, smelly! Tell me if you want to leave. How do I know if you don't tell me? You said I wouldn't let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip! If you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you. Do everything calmly, do everything calmly, think of God in everything, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy! You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and I can't live without you. To tell the truth, you are a good man and have a good figure. Whether we meet again or not, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early! XXX classmates wish you to rush forward like a panda; As clever as a mouse; As agile as a mosquito; A brain as smart as a pig! If you forget me, it's nothing. Don't remember the money I still owe you! Girls are getting older and older, which is worrying! You should study hard in the future. Every day, my head and grades are going up, not myopia and blood pressure. Finally, I wish you happiness and luck forever. No one in the world knows (her name) Miss or Mr.. Old people will bless you endlessly. Long live, amen. . . I was in tears and didn't know what to say.

Parting, that hurt, Mao Mao chuckled, Oh … I'm gone, I lied, and I begged Grandpa to tell Grandma not to separate us, but God said: sadness is always inevitable! Well, I admit, we are all flowers of the motherland, and we have all been more or less brightly colored. Although we are a little faded now, our love for our motherland has never been less. After leaving, I may often burst into tears because of missing. Don't worry about me. I am very strong. I've always wanted to say three words to you. I am afraid that I will be beaten by others soon after graduation without saying it again: pay back the money! Don't embarrass me anywhere in the future, okay? I have trained you for more than forty years. Don't trust anyone except the party outside, okay? Just run along with the party! Stop it and make your future better!

Do you remember? I lost my wallet that time and was very sad ... you were by my side;

I regret not passing the exam ... you are by my side;

Until the last time I was injured by a car and hospitalized ... only you were by my side.

If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky!

Wish: bliss at an early date.

Address: Global Village Universe City

Blood type: ask mosquitoes

Summing up six years of primary school life:

1 thief, 2 thief

Beautiful girls in grade three, handsome boys in grade four, no one to chase, no one to accompany.

A fifth-grade pervert, a lot of sixth-grade love letters flying all over the sky.

"I have a classmate, neither tall nor short, 1.76 meters above, 1.78 meters below ..."