What are the classic funny words?

Tutu said, "My mother calls me Tutu, which is nice!" "The pig said," My mother calls me a pig, which is very nice! ""The dog said, "My mother called me a puppy, which is nice!" "The chicken said," you talk, I walked first! Little Nutbrown hare said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " The pig said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " The chicken said, "I am a son of a bitch!" " The dog said, "you talk, I'll go first!" `````````````` No.0 sparring partner said, "Outsiders call me zero sparring partner, which is nice! "1 sparring partner said," It's good to have an outsider! " No.2 sparring partner said, "It's good for outsiders to call me Second Escort! "No.3 sparring partner said:" You talk, let's go first! "The cat said to me," I am your grandmother's cat, so good! " The dog said to me, "I am your grandmother's dog, which sounds very nice!" "The fish said to me," I'm your grandmother's fish. It sounds nice! " "The bear said," you chat, I walked first! Lang Ke said: "People call me a ronin, which is good!" The samurai said, "It's nice to be called a samurai!" The expert said, "It's nice to be called an expert!" "The swordsman said," you talk, I walked first. Jane Zhang said, "My fans say my idol is Ying." He Jie said, "My fans say my idol is Jay." "My fans say my idol is Jay. "I walked first. The senior math teacher said: I teach senior math this semester. The college physics teacher said: I teach physics this semester. The analog electronics teacher said: I teach analog electronics this semester. The teacher of socialist economics said: Speak. I'll go first. ``````````````````` Peking University said: I am from Peking University. Tianjin University said: I am older. Shanghai University said: I went to college. Xiamen University said: You talk, I'll go first! General Li Zongren said: I am a kind-hearted person! General fu said to him: I am just! General Zuo Quan said: I have this right! General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first. Minolta users say: we are beautiful women! Canon users say: we are beautiful! The user of Huaguang said: We are from China! Nikon users said: you can chat, then I'll go first. The door of Lao Zhang's house is made of wicker. Lao Zhang said: My door is made of wood. Lao Li's door is made of plastic. Lao Li said: My door is made of plastic. Lao Wang's door is made of brick. ```````````````````` Bai Yu said: My name is Bai Yu. Jade jade said, my name is jasper. Redjade said, My name is Redjade. Xing Yu said: You talk, I'll go first! The students of Teachers College said: I am a student of Railway College of Teachers College, said: I am a student of Vocational College of Iron Institute, said: I am a student of Technical College of Vocational College, said: You chat, I will go first.

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