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A woman with high emotional intelligence advises men to drink less
1. Husband, drinking is harmful to your health, so spare your poor stomach and drink less!
2. Husband, don’t drink when driving. Don’t drive when you drink. If I can’t bear it anymore, I abandon the car and go for a walk.
3. Husband, you should be kind to yourself when you are living alone. Eat on time, drink less, and don’t always give up on yourself.
4. Husband, when you are drinking with your friends, you can be a bit cheating. Remember that you are older and younger!
5. Husband, for my sake, please take good care of yourself, drink less, exercise more, and rest more.
6. Husband, you must know that drinking, smoking, and torture are your body and hurt your heart.
7. Sometimes I feel that I am verbose, but I only do this to the people I care about. My dear, stop drinking every night. Good health is our best asset.
8. Husband, if drinking is harmful to your health, it’s better to spare your poor stomach and drink less!
9. Husband, I am no longer with you. Take good care of yourself, smoke less, and drink less.
10. Husband, I feel like I am too nagging if I talk too much, but for the sake of your health, I can’t help but remind you again, drink less, smoke less, and exercise more!
11. You are a man. What will I do if you get drunk?
12. If you drink too much, you will be forgetful easily. What if you forget your girlfriend if you are not careful?
13. I won’t say anything when you drink, but just say it when you are sad. If you want to break up, just say it. If you can’t get over it, let’s break up.
14. Husband, for my sake, please take good care of yourself, drink less, exercise more, and rest more.
15. Husband, you said that business is all earned through wine, but you know that once you make enough money and lose your body, what are the things outside your body for?
16. Husband, drink less alcohol, good health is the most important thing!
17. Husband, let me tell you something bluntly. Although wine is a good thing and is loved by most men, don’t overdo it, as it can easily harm your health.
18. Husband, do you love me? If you love me, drink less!
19. Husband, for the sake of your kidneys, for your stomach, for your healthier heart, liver, and lungs, and for the harmony of your family, one less drink means one less drink.
20. Husband, drinking too much alcohol will not only hurt your body and your stomach, but it will also hurt my heart!
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