A question-and-answer brainteaser routine (63 selected ones)

?Children can become happy just by coaxing them verbally when they are sad. But we adults cannot do that. We have to eat a good meal or buy something. A short and humorous sentence can make people laugh. So what are some good brain teasers? The following is a "question-and-answer brain teaser routine (selected 63)" that I have carefully compiled for everyone. You are welcome to refer to it. I hope it will be helpful to you! A question-and-answer brain teaser routine (63 selected) (Part 1)

?1. Who is a half-hearted person?--Answer: A multi-minded person, because that person has three hearts .

?2. A centimeter-long red crab competes with a centimeter-long black crab. Who will win? --Answer: Black crab. Because red crabs are cooked.

?3. A marshal is one level higher than a general. When do marshals and generals become equal?--Answer: Playing chess

?4.What won’t get wet if it falls into water? --Answer: Shadow.

?5. Xiao Wang is a driver. One day he had a car accident. When __ arrived, he found a dead person in the car. Xiao Wang did say that he didn’t care about him. Why?--Answer : Xiao Wang drives a hearse

?6. What animal stays up late every day?--Answer: Panda, it stays up until the circles under its eyes are black.

?7. A piglet sells for 1 yuan, but two piglets can sell for tens of thousands of yuan?--Answer: Because piglets with two heads are really rare.

?8. A person, a boat, a dog, a rabbit, and a cabbage. This person wants to transport these three things to the other side of the river. Which two should he send first? --Answer: Send the dog and cabbage first

?9. Who likes to be told to get out? --Answer: People in prison

?10. What is the best mop method? Clean?--Answer: A brainteaser routine with hard questions and answers (selected 63) (Part 2)

?1.—A sow carrying a piglet across the river, carrying it on her back Only, when I counted after crossing the river, it was still a piglet. Why? Answer: Sows can’t count

?2.-One day, Xiaoying saw Xiaoming and screamed. When Xiaoming saw this, he also Followed by the scream, why? Answer: Because they are playing a game

?3.-Xiao Wang opened a hospital, and the business was not very satisfactory. One day, his hospital suddenly became busy and there were a lot of people queuing up. Why? Answer: Because he posted today’s admission discount at the door of the hospital

?4. - Xiaohua, who was 1cm tall, came back from a baseball game one day and turned out to be 1cm tall. Why? Answer: Because he was hit A two-centimeter bag grew

?5.-During a racing competition, a car hit a big tree. The car was completely smashed, but the driver was uninjured. Why? Answer: That is Remote control car competition

?6. - The old boy who lives in the countryside of Taiwan wakes up every morning with the rooster crowing. Now when he comes to his son’s house in the United States, he wakes up no matter how the rooster crows. Why is the answer: Pronunciation of American rooster in English

?7. - A gangster robbed an MTV store and shot the shopkeeper. The shopkeeper pulled out a video tape to block it, but nothing happened. Why? Answer: The gangster took It has to be a water gun

?8.-In last year’s Mid-Autumn Festival, we advocated “Don’t let Chang’e laugh at us being dirty”, but not this year. Why? Answer: Because Chang’e laughed to death last year

?9. - Picking "bones" from the eggs means deliberately looking for trouble. What does it mean to pick "stones" from the eggs? Answer: If a chicken has kidney stones, it must pick stones

?10. —Xiao Ming went to participate in a joke-telling competition. Xiao Ming kept putting ice cubes on his mouth along the way. Why? Answer: A question-and-answer brainteaser routine (63 selected ones) for fear that the joke would be stale by then (Part 3)

?1. Blue knife and blue gun, guess an idiom. ——Answer: Invulnerable (Blue)

?2. What is the first step for the driver to do after entering the car? ——Answer: Sit down

?3. Confucius and Mencius What's the difference? - Answer: Confucius' son is on the left.

Mencius' disciples are above

?4. What can you borrow without paying it back?——Answer: Borrowing light

?5.What is the first animal you see when you enter the zoo?—— Answer: Conductor

?6. What is something that a magnifying glass cannot magnify?——Answer: Angle

?7.What will increase by half when it is inverted?——Answer: 6 < /p>

?8. How should you describe a woman who has been divorced fifty times? (an idiom) - Answer: The former "father-in-law" has been abandoned

?9. In what When 1+2 is not equal to 3?——Answer: When the calculation is wrong

?10. What kind of wheel can only turn but not move?——Answer: The wheel of a windmill

?11. How can a panda take a color photo?——Answer: Just stick out its tongue

?12.Who is Mi’s mother?——Answer: Flower (Peanut)

?13. Which place is the coldest in the South? - Answer: Antarctic question-and-answer brain teaser routine (63 selected) (Part 4)

?1. A big building The wooden house is lighter than air, but even if people push it, it will not move! Why? - Answer: It is the shadow of the wooden house

?2. An air conditioner comes from the building What kind of weapon will it turn into if it falls?——Answer: murder weapon (if it hits someone); air conditioner (no matter if it breaks, it is still an air conditioner)

?3. There are two bridges on a river, one high One is low, why is the high one flooded twice a year, but the low one only flooded once? - Answer: The high bridge is downstream

?4. A square table has one corner cut off, and How many corners? - Answer: five corners

?5. What kind of flower blooms all year round - Answer: fake flower

?6. One-year-old Xiao Mao accidentally swallowed a one-yuan coin. His father nervously lifted him up and pulled him on his back, but what Xiaomao spit out was a one-yuan coin. What should he do at this time? - Answer: Keep feeding him. Eat one-dollar coins

?7. Why did a healthy couple give birth to a baby with only one right eye?——Answer: Everyone has only one right eye

?8 .How can a tiger tied by a meter-long rope eat grass a meter away?——Answer: The tiger...does not eat grass

?9.One night a strong wind blew. There is always a lit candle on a table. First one candle was blown out by the wind, and then a gust of wind blew it out. Finally, how many candles were left on the table?——Answer: One candle, and the others were burned out

?10. During a heavy rain, the farmers who were busy planting took shelter, but there was still one person who refused to leave. Why?——Answer: It was a brain teaser routine of the Scarecrow’s questions and answers (63 selected ones) (Part 5)

?1. Why did a junior high school girl pass out in the toilet after going to the legendary haunted toilet? Answer: He forgot that the toilet door has a pull and couldn’t push it for a long time. fainted

?2. - A and B bet: "I can bite my right eye. "B didn't believe it, so A took off the fake right eye, put it in his mouth and bit it five times. A added: "I can also bite my own left eye.

"B still didn't believe it. As a result, A won again. How did he do it? Answer: He took off his dentures and bit his left eye

?3. - Most people hold bowls with their left hand and right hand Eating, right? Answer: Then what are you talking about? 4. - “Don’t shed tears even if you see the coffin” can be used to describe a stubborn person. Do you know someone who “still won’t shed tears after seeing the coffin” Are you a die-hard? Answer: Of course they are dead

?5. - Lao Wu smoked two packs of cigarettes a day, and his wife forced him to reduce the amount by half, so Lao Wu divided the day into two periods and used them Smoking at the same interval, in fact, Lao Wu's cigarette volume did not decrease at all. Why? Answer: His division is based on waking and sleeping equal to no less

?6.— Lao Li stood on the road gesticulating, but no police came to chase him. Why? Answer: Lao Li is a policeman

?7. - A frog fell into a dry well 30 meters deep. If it can jump two meters high each time, how many times does it need to jump to jump out of the well? Answer: He would have fallen to death in such a deep dry well

?8. - Zhou Yu, a handsome man from the Three Kingdoms, why Will you say with emotion: "Since Yu is born, how can Liang be born?" Answer: Because Zhuge Liang is more handsome than Zhou Yu

?9. - Dabao, who has always loved cakes the most, why didn't he even eat the small piece of cake in front of him today? Can't even eat it? Answer: Because he just finished eating that/

?10. Why did Ah Fa quietly tell Shou Pi that he forgot to unzip his pants, but Shou Pi didn't take it seriously? Answer: Because Afa is talking about his own question-and-answer brain teaser routine (63 selected) (Part 6)

?1. What animal bleeds after you beat it to death? Answer: Mosquito

?2. A piece of iron will rust if left outside. What about gold? Answer: Stolen

?3. Where can a horse walk without four legs? Answer : On the chessboard

?4. Xiao Ming’s family is very wealthy, but when he wants to buy toys, he never asks his mother for a penny. Why answer: Because he can’t buy toys for a penny

< p> ?5. Xiao Wang lives in a building, why does he have to go upstairs every time he goes out? Answer: He lives in the basement

?6. How to make the impossible possible as quickly as possible? Answer: Remove the word "no"

?7. Which part of the body of people in the world has the same color? Answer: blood

?8. Lao Wang shaves a lot every day Why is there still a beard all over his face? Answer: He is shaving someone else's face.

?9. How to place a wooden stick on the ground without allowing people to step over it? Answer: Place the wooden stick against the wall

?10. What kind of newspaper has the largest circulation Minimum answer: Telegram