A joke about parrots (health video)

Stupid parrot www.5 1xhj.com 5 1 joke set Xiao X went to the bird market again. Found a parrot with a price tag of 3 yuan money.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Vendor: My parrot is stupid! Shit, I've been teaching for a long time. All I can say at present is one sentence-"Who is it?"

Xiao X thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

When he got home at night, he thought, "I don't believe in teaching, and I don't believe in teaching!" " "So little X taught it to say something else all night.

But in the morning, the parrot still just said, "Who is it?" So little X got angry, locked the door and went to work.

After a while, a gas collector (Z for short) came.

Little Z, "Knock, knock ..." (knocking at the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

Parrot: Who is it?

Little z: gas inspector.

In the evening, little X came back. I saw a man lying on the ground in front of my house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: yo ~! Who is this?

I heard it in my room: the gas inspector. A parrot A parrot can only say one sentence, and that is "Who are you". One day, its owner went out and a water delivery man came to their house. "Knock, knock, knock," the parrot inside heard it and asked, "Who are you?" "send water." "Who are you?" "send water." "Who are you?" "Water Delivery Man" ... has been talking like this all morning. The water delivery people foamed and fell on their doorstep.

Their master just came back and saw a stranger lying in front of his house. He asked him, "Who are you?" Just listen to a voice inside: "water!" "