Melbourne’s jade funny version, Yangjiangzai took a photo, it seems to be one of the four! !

Male: What are you doing? If a flying pigeon passes a message to you, you use my pigeon to cook soup; if I call you, you transfer the number to 10086. You avoid me. ?

Female: The row of grass is cut tightly. Gan Yan, you pigeon flies over, and I will mend it; at night, I will set up a fighting frame, and mosquitoes and chickens will rise and fall every minute. I have no time to answer your call, so I might as well move the four-eyed girl to have sex with you.

Male: Wuxi, you must be hiding something from me. My eyebrows are twitching all day long, as if I am too happy.

Female: You don’t have to think too much. I’ll point you to the fifth level, but your eyebrows are twitching.

Male: You must be hiding something from me. Your face turns red when you talk, so there must be something wrong with you.

Female: Since you are willing to talk, I will have a showdown with you. Actually... Actually, I have a third guy, and I want you.

Male: What are you talking about? This guy is trying to pry off my long legs and wait for me to sweep the canal stall.

Female: You're done with it. The people and the local police station are watching the police, and they will be the first to fight.

Male: It turns out it’s because of his bald head.

Female: I like him because he is old enough, decent enough, and willing to have experience. He is a bit like a dead young guy like you. I like the bald head the best. Grandma said, long hair but short knowledge. , He has no hair, he really has a lot of experience, look at you, he combs his hair to the middle all day long, he becomes a traitor, sweet and sour!

Male: If the five envoys are willing to step on me, I will believe that you are better than me, and I will die on the old kang.

Female: That’s right, everyone in the world knows how much good you are. You ride a 28-inch crappy bicycle, and everyone in the world rides Jialingzai. How fast is it? I, Zhong Chengri, will go to my lover in the morning. Take a ride on the street, people and places are called workers, you are a bit like a farmer, even the top hat is more powerful than you, people and places are like stars, you... you are wearing a few holes, Tian , one look at it will tell you that you didn’t expect it.

Male: You are a damned Western woman. I really misunderstood you. You are a deadlock.

Female: I'm sorry, you're so good, you have to go away. You don't know how to cook pork, learn how to cook pork, King, you don't know how to learn how to make meatballs, you are so ginger. Oh, in fact, it’s just that I’m stupid and I’m not good at it. I’ll give you some clues and I’ll explain it to you, but I’m crazy about the borderline.

Male: Hey, please leave two quarters of noodles and make them Gan Laoxi. Woooooooooooooooo.

Female: If you are in your forties or fifty, you are still crying loudly. It is disrespectful to death. I will not care about you. I will leave. You can eat yourself!

Male: It is easy to go. ...Wu Hao Da La... I love you so much. I love you deeper than a dung pit. I love you even more than I would like to add to a garbage heap. Hey...hey... I chased hard until I reached the garbage dump, until I couldn't tell who I was.

"Beep...beep...beep..."

Male: This guy rushed to the street and called me in the middle of the night. It was so noisy that it prevented me from having an erotic dream. Hey...hey, what's the ghost? Do you make a sound to scare the ghost?

Female: Brother Mingliang, I am your old trick to get your precious sister.

Male: Oh, I’m trying to get my dear sister. It’s really good for me.

Female: Five Elements, are you okay? I will use ghosts to stabilize you, or I will cook the five senses myself. Actually, I want to ask you, do you still love me?

Male: You are such a slut, how can I love you like a ghost?

Female: Wow, brother Ming Liang, you are always telling me that my sexual desire is too strong and I am the top five. If I don’t have sex for a month, I will be the top five. It’s so embarrassing. Woo hoo, brother Ming Liang, do you still love me?

Male: I love you. In fact, I have always loved you. After you flew to me, I had a lot of troubles. I am much better than before. You can come back to me. ah.

Female: Brother Ming Liang, my family first noticed that you are stylish and energetic. I was wrong. Give me another chance.

Male: 5555555, okay, I’ve been waiting for you so patiently, I want to win over your sister, I love you.

Female: I am also a girl with five lines of fine hair. Are you trying to make me feel nauseous? It’s not too late for us to come together on the next day and let’s take it easy.

You're stepping on your 28-inch bicycle with a loud sound, and I'm here. I'll go to the gas station first and let a dead guy step on the bicycle and come over and kiss his foot. It hurts me to death, Yijia Okay, okay, Wuyu, come quickly, I can't do it anymore.

Male: Haha, you are such a bastard, you are still here today. Damn it, I will come to see you in the first five days. Damn it, it’s your own business. I’ll go take a photo of the fish later. Listen to Wuxi I also eat fermented bean curd on the same day, which is so sweet that I am clinging to my own rebirth.

Female: Hey, hey, hey...

Male: I’m thinking about something again, don’t stop me from teaching you, I will teach you even if you die!

Female: It turns out that there is no such thing as a dead end. Jialingzai is the one who is here to humble me, and my five senses are open. Come and get rid of me as soon as possible. Then I will be humble to you, Jialingzai.

Male: First of all, I am riding my 28-inch bicycle in a stylish way. Beep beep beep beep...

Female: Hey, hey, I'm waiting for you to come and save me, you heartless idiot, I can't even take a look at your fish larvae and shrimp hair. , pounce on you...

In the end, Brother Ming Liang fell into the water, drowned to death, and fished for his precious sister. He suffered too much pain, cried too much, sold the goods, and had a happy ending!