Two cold jokes: family happiness

1, I am in the company, maybe a few years older than my colleagues, and I often help them answer questions and deal with emotional crises. But at home, facing my wife, there is nothing I can do.

No, something just happened, which made me very angry. For a long time, I always bought a company's sweet noodle sauce at Zhajiang noodles, and my wife felt it was not clean. She often buys sauce from company B. To tell the truth, several villagers of company B all work there, and the production process is unsanitary. I talked for a long time, but my wife didn't listen. Just yesterday, I bought sweet noodle sauce from company A as usual. Unexpectedly, my wife threw the bucket of sauce directly into the trash can.

My mood now is: sauce gas, sauce gas, sauce gas, sauce gas!

My cousin is 30 years old this year. She has been busy with her career and has no plans to get married. My uncle and aunt were anxious and urged marriage all day: "If you don't marry a daughter-in-law and have children, we won't enjoy family happiness."

Cousin smiled: "Dad, Mom, I will take you to a place where you can enjoy family happiness."

My uncle and aunt got into her son's car with a grain of salt and came to the botanical garden. My cousin pointed, "Dad, Mom, you can enjoy your family."

My uncle looked up and said, "You unreliable child, Ferris wheel?"