Humorous sentences describing cold weather

1. The weather is very cold. If you have an object, hold it, and if you don't, add clothes.

I'm not cold without returning your message, but my hands are cold.

There is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

Winter is the most rogue, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

It's cold, so we should earn more money, because clothes in winter are more expensive than those in summer.

6. Cold is just a word. I will only say it once. I know you will use snot instead.

7. Others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs.

It's so cold that even farting can be used to dry hands.

9. The recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening the refrigerator every time I open the door.

10. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

1 1. Don't send me information about adding clothes when it's cold. If you really love me, please call me Alipay to add clothes when you have money.

12. Don't laugh at students dressed like zongzi, because there is a kind of coldness called "My mother thinks I am cold".

13. I once threatened at a high temperature of 38 degrees that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. Until today, I was frozen into a dog, because I was too young to understand that beautiful promise.

14. There is a longing for autumn water, and there is a cold feeling that I forgot to wear long pants.

15. It's very cold. Put on more clothes. If you are ill, I will feel distressed. -Give it to someone I care about.

16. It's cold. Besides the bed, the place I want to go most is your arms.

17. The weather is as cold as a joke and life is like nonsense.

18. It's very cold recently. Some boyfriends hug boyfriends, and some boyfriends hug girlfriends. I am awesome. I'm not cold.

19. In winter, it is an adventure to put your feet in a new place under the covers.

20. At present, the only thing that can't be put down is chopsticks, and the only thing that can't get out is the quilt.

2 1. The person who can let me take out my mobile phone and chat with you on the road this day is definitely my true love.