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A joke about not smoking or drinking.
A beggar begging in the street met a rich man.
Beggar: Give me some money!
Big money: Come on, I have a drink for you!
Beggar: I don't drink. Give me some money!
Big money: come on, I have a cigarette here, you smoke it!
Beggar: I don't smoke. Give me some money!
Big money: then, let me take you to pick up girls!
Beggar: I don't pick up girls. Give me some money!
Big money: Let's go and show my wife what a man who doesn't smoke, drink or pick up girls can look like!
Hope to adopt it in time! ! !
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