The story of a fight between steamed stuffed bun and noodles

There was a big fight between the steamed stuffed bun and the noodles, but the steamed stuffed bun was beaten out of the water by the noodles because of too much meat.

So when it left, it left a message for the noodles: "Don't go, I'll call my partner to teach you a lesson!" " "

The steamed stuffed bun went to make an appointment for fried buns, steamed bread, bread and so on. , ready to find the noodle theory.

When I met instant noodles on the road, buns and others fought around instant noodles. After the instant noodles were beaten, they asked the steamed stuffed bun why he was beaten.

The steamed stuffed bun replied, "Noodles, don't think that I can't recognize you when I perm my hair! ? "

the second part

It is said that after the instant noodles were hit by the sea, I felt very uncomfortable. So together with rice noodles, oolong noodles, Japanese buckwheat noodles and zhajiang noodles, I am going to settle accounts with steamed buns. Unexpectedly, I met steamed buns on the road.

Instant noodle fingers looked at it carefully for a while and said, "Brothers, let's go!" " "Instant noodles are flat and even harder. After squashing the steamed bread, the noodle man left.

Later, someone asked about instant noodles and said, "You just hit so hard, we didn't know you hated him so much!" " "

Instant noodles said, "I thought it would be nice to have a little K, but I didn't expect him to pretend to be cute." Still wearing children's clothes ... the more I think about it, the angrier I get! "

the third part

It is said that the more you think about steamed buns, the angrier you get. Because I wanted to have a stall, I went to the steamed stuffed bun again with everyone. I didn't expect to fall down on the road and meet the cut steamed stuffed bun. Wow! Instant noodles roared and took the lead in beating them up, which made everyone feel a little miserable. Everyone pulled the instant noodles away and asked them, "Why are you so angry?"

Instant noodles said, "It's too much. Pretending to be cute is enough. Give me back my hair! "

part four

After learning the reason for being beaten, steamed buns felt very wronged and told the situation to Caibao, Doushabao, Fried Bao and Pickled Sauerkraut Bao. ...

"You stay here. We'll find a perm. " ...

They were very angry and went to get even with instant noodles. I met rice noodles on the way. So I patched up the rice noodles ... When I left, I said, "Dude, my hair is burnt. I should stay at home! Don't treat others as cute, just because they are psychologically unbalanced ... pervert! ! "

The fifth part

It is said that steamed buns were depressed enough by noodles last time, so they found steamed buns, vegetable buns, fried buns and soup buns to eat hot pot to remove mold. As soon as I entered the door, I saw Flammulina velutipes. The Bao family beat Flammulina velutipes indiscriminately, leaving a sentence: "Don't think that I can't recognize you if you wear a hat!"

Part VI

Speaking of noodles and steamed buns, the two ethnic groups have deep grievances. Both sides often fight if they don't like it. One day, a group of noodle people were wandering on the road and saw barbecued pork buns alone. When enemies meet, they are particularly jealous. He remembered the grievances of instant noodles and others before. Without saying anything, he gave the barbecued pork bun a good beating and shouted, "Give me a good beating, don't let him go just because he vomited blood! ! "