Do you want to add some jokes about buying a Rolls-Royce after buying a bicycle?

The monthly salary is not less than 3 thousand, but I feel a little tired walking to work. I want to buy a bike, but I went to have a look and asked for 2500 yuan. The person next to me said that it would be better to add some money to buy an electric car after paying 2500 yuan. I asked the price of an electric car, 3500, and decided to buy it. But I was told that I might as well buy a scooter with a little money. So I looked at the motorcycle and decided to buy it for 4000 yuan. Being told that the small pedal is not safe, it is better to buy a big motorcycle. So look again. This motorcycle cost 6000 pounds, so I decided to buy it. Pick and choose, and find that the one you like is actually close to1w. Unexpectedly, I heard that 1w can buy a used car. So I bought a car. Pick and choose, the second-hand Jetta is nearly 3w, so I decided to buy it. But Chery next door said 3w could buy their new car. I bought Chery instead. Sit up. It's a little crowded. It doesn't matter. A3 adds money and thinks the car is short. Go to see Tiggo again. Come down and calculate 10w or more. Why not buy Chery and buy a joint venture? Be infatuated with polo. Was told to match Jane. Book golf. Some people say that the price will rise. I gritted my teeth and decided to buy CRV. It's almost like golf anyway. As a result, I heard that Tiguan seems to be around that price. So I went to see Tiguan. Unexpectedly, I have a crush on the new Passat. Decided to buy. As soon as the price was calculated, it seemed that I could buy Audi, so I went back on my word and went to see the Audi department, so I was selected into the 3 series again. I read it back and forth and decided to buy it, about 30w. I can't help but want to buy an suv. So I went to the Chevrolet next door to see copaci. I feel awesome after reading it and want to buy it. There is a transfer at the door! Go to jeep shop and meet acquaintances when booking a car. Seeing an acquaintance driving a Ford Sharp, I was jealous to buy it. I asked, 40w, ok! Ready to pay. On second thought, shit, 40w. Why not add some money to buy Land Rover in one step? So I went to see the aurora. I was satisfied with the appearance and decided to buy it. The driver of the consulting unit was told that the off-road performance was not as good as Prado, and the price was only 9 W, Ok! Buy Prado! Go to Toyota. Seeing Prado made me feel ugly, so I gritted my teeth and bought a land cruiser. Finally, it's more than100 w. Shit, I'm not buying an suv. Buy BMW 7! ............................... finally bought a Rolls Royce. I'm so happy to carry the car! I didn't remember until I sat up. I didn't learn my driver's license! Shit, I'm here to buy a bike.