Tanabata funny jokes cold humorous quotations

In our daily study, work or life, everyone is familiar with those classic quotations. Quotations are a form of China's ancient prose, which are often used by his disciples to record Mr. Wang's words and deeds, as well as to record Buddhism. Do you know what kind of quotations can be regarded as heart-wrenching quotations? The following are my cold and humorous quotations from the funny jokes of Tanabata, hoping to help everyone. 1

Tanabata arrived, and a man asked his girlfriend: What flowers do you like? The woman said shyly, I like two kinds of flowers. The man asked eagerly, which two kinds? I give it to you! The woman bowed her head and whispered: if you have money to spend, spend it casually! The man said affectionately: you are so beautiful! Girlfriend charming asked: where am I beautiful? M: Nice try.

whoever has spent Chinese Valentine's Day with me this year, I will let him spend Father's Day next year!

in the mathematics of love, there is no odd-even alternation, only pairs; The mechanics of love, there is no positive and negative balance, only gravity; There is no third person in the grammar of love, only you and me. Chinese Valentine's Day, true love is invincible!

I'd like to send you seven wishes when Tanabata comes. I wish you good health, good temper, happiness and trouble, gentle and virtuous wife, harmonious neighborhood, happiness and happiness. I'm always at ease, and I'm happy all the time. Wish: Happy Tanabata!

When the Chinese Valentine's Day arrives, the magpies crow, and the mobile phone brings you the good news: May you be rich and hold your wealth, your career be promoted to official position, your health be held without illness, your beauty be held with good love, and your life be happy and happy!

Tanabata is coming. Warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run with your hands lively, really eat and drink, sing and dance enthusiastically, cuddle romantically, fall down in the crazy night, and send a timid clockwork message!

Looking forward to the stars and the moon, I finally look forward to the Chinese Valentine's Day. I missed February 14th, and I can't miss the seventh day of July any more. Today, I want to say three words to you: "Borrow some money". I'm embarrassed to ask at ordinary times, but you can't refuse it on holidays, can you?

I hope I can add a joyful color to your Chinese Valentine's Day, and I wish all lovers in the world will be well!

It's almost Tanabata. People who have a crush on me, how can you be so calm ...

"May your period come on Tanabata!" That's the hardest thing I've ever heard.

when did my girlfriend ask the bar friends if the girl in the bar has a boyfriend? I want to leave it, but I'm afraid to go back. It's too hard to sleep at night. How bitter is lovesickness? Women are black and white, beautiful and ugly, and men are tall and thin. I hope people will never be single again for a long time.

Qixi Valentine's Day reminder: Please put a handful of green vegetables in your vase for your wife on Qixi Valentine's Day.

Qixi Valentine's Day is here again. You know, with me, every day is Qixi Valentine's Day! With you, every day is Labor Day! If we are together, every day will be a carnival! Cold humorous quotations from funny jokes on Tanabata 2

Chinese Valentine's Day has arrived, so I'll send a pair of couplets if there's nothing to send. The first part: looking at each other coldly; Downlink: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! I wish you a happy Chinese Valentine's Day!

As the saying goes, the train is not pushed, and happiness is not blown. It's Tanabata, and I want to tell you that you are right and your heart will be drunk.

if there is a magpie bridge. I'm going to walk with you to the end of the bridge, and then I'll tear it down and never let you go. Would you like to?

Happy Chinese Valentine's Day! May our love be deeper than the cowherd and the weaver girl, but not like their lovesickness. The pain of lovesickness is so miserable!

don't envy the fairy of the magpie bridge, the flowers on earth are more beautiful; Today's Tanabata rain, I love you more strongly!

On Tanabata, I looked up at the blue sky, and both magpies built a magpie bridge. Every family looks at the autumn moon and wears hundreds of red silk.

It's never too old, and it's hard to get rid of love. Can we tie a knot for you and me on the magpie bridge?

I'm afraid that the evening will be abrupt and dusk, so why not ecstasy? New crying marks overwhelm old crying marks, and heartbroken people remember heartbroken people. How thin is the fragrant muscle this autumn? The ribbon is three inches wide.

go to the west wing alone and watch the moon. Lonely phoenix tree, lock autumn. Ask the heavenly master, have you seen the magpie? Is it * * * Chan Juan?

Qian Shan can't cross the river, so where can I leave my feelings? There are so many worries in the corner of the world that I can only hold you in a grudge!

If there is love in the sky, if dreams will work, let my heart love completely. My love for you is beyond description, just like the wind blowing and the rain raining, this feeling will never change.

don't lean on the fence alone, it's a thousand miles away, and it's easier to see when it's not. The flowing water is gone, and the spring is gone. Do you miss me?

Birds flying by Swan Lake are extinct, so it's good to walk in pairs. The two trees are not connected with the forest, so if you don't want to fly first. (I miss you very much)

God gave me another excuse to ask you out. Lovers spend July 7th with you, and every day is Chinese Valentine's Day. 1. Love the right person every day is Valentine's Day, and love the wrong person every day is Tomb-Sweeping Day.

2. Open my eyes, I only see you. Close my eyes. I only see you. Wear glasses. You are the only one in my four eyes.

3. I'm afraid of getting an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I would cut off the electricity. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my major! Happy Valentine's Day!

4. It's Valentine's Day on Qixi. I send you one flower to show that I miss you, and two flowers to show that I miss you very much. I send you flowers all over the mountains: Don't run, the bumblebee has been attracted. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

5. Just received a notice: married and in love men and women go to work normally on Tanabata, and single children's shoes have a day off.

6. if there is a magpie bridge, I will walk with you to the end of the bridge, and then I will tear it down, and I will never let you go, will you?

7. Chinese Valentine's Day has arrived. Do you know what I am doing? Give you five choices: A: I miss you B: I miss you C: I miss you very much D: I can't do without you E: All of the above.

8. Honey, I have bought the ticket! The starting point is this life, and the end point is the afterlife. Please follow the everlasting rules when getting on the bus! People and hearts should not stick out of the car at will! Don't jump in the middle! I hope we can love each other forever! Never part

9. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do; Not every tree can stand drying up, but poplar can; Not every pig can receive a text message, but you did it; Not everyone likes pigs, but I did it.

1. I really don't think you are a qualified friend. You'd better be my wife!

11. I accidentally sent you "I love you" by mistake. If you accept it, save it. If you don't accept it, send these three words back to me.

12. I'm going to hire two children on Chinese Valentine's Day. When I meet a man, I'll call my father, and when I meet a woman, I'll call my mother. A couple can be separated.

13. I decided to play Lianliankan for a whole day on Tanabata, and to eliminate a pair is a pair.

14. Huh? What is Tanabata? Is 7.7 binary or 111.111? Isn't it Singles' Day? Do you know binary?

15. I heard that Tanabata is coming, but what about me! Nobody wants me, nobody wants me, nobody wants me ...

16. I hope that in Chinese Valentine's Day, my sister paper that loves me can give me a rose, and my Chinese paper that loves me can give me a chrysanthemum.

17. You don't deserve to spend Valentine's Day with me, but April Fool's Day at most.

18. See? Have you fallen in love? Have you thought about it? Did you follow it? Have you created opportunities for yourself? Want to confess? Stop dreaming! Express your true feelings on this auspicious day of Tanabata! Yue Lao will definitely help!