Are there any short jokes that can make people laugh?

First, he left his hometown ten years ago, and since then there has been no well water to drink in the village. This sentence is so funny that I dare not use it in writing.

Second, this Halloween, I want to play the real role, playing the poor guy. In fact, the poor really don't need to play because in real life, they catch a lot. Including myself, I am poor, so I can't help laughing when I see this sentence.

Third, there was a pigeon race in the city, and you went alone. When I first saw this joke, I just didn't react. After my friend explained it to me, I suddenly realized that my brain was wide open and I smiled.

Fourth, don't be infatuated with me, my sister-in-law will hit you. Don't be infatuated with brother, brother is just a legend, which was a very popular online term in those days. But then I added that my sister-in-law would hit you, which was really funny. I'll try not to be obsessed with handsome guys in the future.