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What is the title of the topic I want to chat with Zhuge Liang?

One: Chat with Zhuge Liang

As soon as I open "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I will think of the resourceful Zhuge Liang. I often think: It would be great if I could talk to Uncle Zhuge Liang...

Unknowingly, I came to the camp of the prime minister when the Shu Kingdom conquered Wei in 234 AD. Zhuge Liang is working on a document. "Hello, Prime Minister Zhuge." I said politely. "Hey, who are you? Why do you come to me?" Zhuge Liang was startled. I hurriedly explained my identity and origin. Zhuge Liang nodded happily and asked me to sit down.

I started chatting: "Uncle Zhuge Liang, we all know the story of you "killing Ma Di with tears". Why do you have to bear the pain and give up your love?" Zhuge Liang said sadly: "Yes, Ma Di is one." General, I can't bear to do it. But if I don't enforce military law with him, the morale of the army will be in chaos!" "Why don't you listen to Wei Yan's "Ziwu Valley Strategy"? I think this plan is very good." "Oh, this. You don't know. At present, our country's military strength is very weak and we can't take any risky moves." "Uncle, I have another question. When you set up an empty city, are you afraid when Sima Yi comes to the city?" Of course I was nervous, but I must not show panic, and even the sound of the piano must be smooth and smooth. Sima Yi is not an easy old man! But he was still blinded by me! Haha!" After saying that, Zhuge Liang shook his hand again. Goose feathers fanned...

After closing "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms", I felt like waking up from a dream. I’m really happy to have a chat with Zhuge Liang!