Who has a super funny joke or address for me? Thank you. .......

The rabbit walked along the street and met the old wolf head-on. The old wolf reached out and gave him a big mouth. "Let you not wear a hat." The rabbit went home depressed and found a hat to wear. The next day, I met the old wolf and got a big mouth, "Let your ya wear a hat". If so, you will be beaten all the time. The rabbit thought that it was not a problem to be beaten often. No, I have to complain to the tiger. No sooner had I arrived at the tiger's door than I heard the tiger talking in the room. "You can't always shoot rabbits so unreasonably. The rabbit came back to complain to me that I couldn't protect you. At least we can get by on the surface. I'll teach you a trick. Next time you see a rabbit, tell him: bring me some clothes. He brought you soap, so you beat him up and said I wanted washing powder, but who told you to get the soap? He brought washing powder, but you can still fight, saying that I want soap, who asked you to take washing powder? Why don't you tell him to find me a woman? He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and say I want to be thin; I'll find you a thin one, and you can beat me up and say I want to be fat. This is not over yet. If you hit him, I can make sense on my face. " Hearing this, the rabbit said, well, let's stop complaining and go home. The next day, the rabbit met the old wolf in the street again. The old wolf shouted, "Go and find me some clothes." Rabbit is in no hurry: washing powder or soap? Hearing this, the old wolf, huh? Very good at it. He said, find me a woman. Rabbit is still in no hurry: do you want to be fat or thin? The old wolf flew into a rage. He reached out and gave the rabbit a big mouth, telling you not to wear a hat!