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Cao Cao even barked three times, and ministers were afraid to comment. Why did Xu Zhu laugh?
Cao Cao is a good-tempered man. He can cry whenever he wants. Smiling, who wants to bark, is such a character when no one is around, regardless of the occasion.
What if you bark like a dog?
After the failure of Battle of Red Cliffs, Cao Cao fled back to the north to concentrate on production and construction. At this time, Liu Bei and Sun Quan fought for Jingzhou territory. After reporting to Cao Cao, Cao Cao laughed.
Yu Xun said: "Sun Quan and Liu Bei are like two wild dogs. They fight for a bite of meat! "
Cao Cao nodded again and again, and then learned to scream three times. Under the eyes of the public, the big boss suddenly barked, and everyone wanted to laugh but dared not, for fear of angering Cao Cao.
"Ha ha ha ..." I heard a man burst out laughing. Everyone laughed when they saw it. It turned out to be a tiger.
See, Chu Xu laughed my head off. He saw everyone watching him together and knew something was wrong. He quickly stopped laughing and explained in a low voice, "I really can't hold back, I'm sorry."
Chu Xu is Cao Cao's right-hand man. He is the kind of person who is armed but has no intention. Cao Cao knew his character well and knew that he didn't mean to be sarcastic, so he was not angry at all. If Kong Rong or Yang Xiuxiao laughed, it is estimated that Cao Cao turned against him on the spot!
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