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Okay, okay, I know she's "independent of men."

In the past two years, domestic film and television dramas have always loved hard-working and independent women.

Unfortunately, most of them are showy.

Although the face says "My life is up to me", it actually depends on the love and help of successful men.

For this kind of Mary Su drama, Piao Piao said that she was tired of it.

I used to feel out of place, but I didn't expect such a fake mistress to scamper around in reality.

Said, "no man" Tian Pujun.

Some floating powder may be a little strange to this name. Let me give you a brief introduction.

Tian Pujun used to be an actor, and later met Wang Shi, chairman of Vanke Group.

At the beginning of 20 12, she sent a Weibo with braised pork made by Wang Shi, which was a publicity of their love affair.

Actress+money is the most common collocation. But their pair is controversial.

First, because of the age difference of 33 years old.

Second, when they fell in love, Wang Shi was still married.

20 12 10, Wang Shi divorced, and Tian Pujun succeeded.

Since then, Tian Pujun has appeared in public again, always holding high the banner of "independent women".

Whether we are independent or not, we are not blind.

But she didn't believe in evil and insisted on proving herself.

Publishing books, opening schools, investing in movies, everything. In my spare time, I also write a column for magazines.

This is not, and it has been found out.

These two days, netizens dug up an article "It takes three generations to train a noble" published by Tian Pujun in Mr. Fashion three years ago.

Comparable to Jing M. Guo's flamboyant style of writing (Sao Rui, insulting Ming), it's really emmmmm, you have a taste.

She wanted to connect WiFi to a friend's house, so the housekeeper took out a small silver plate with a piece of paper with the WiFi password written on it.

The point is, the whole process is silent. (fluttering can't help but slow down his breathing when he reads this)

Then, I saw a house in the style of Harry Potter. (Don't ask, ask is dirt)

She spared no effort to promote the 24K pure British aristocratic style, and compared it with the education and quality of Chinese people.

Finally, the conclusion that "we will usher in a progress from barbarism to civilization" is drawn.

In the words of rice circles, this is obviously a pull and a step.

After reading the article, I was holding a Lego bought at Hogwarts Castle for 3999 yuan, and I uttered three silent sighs:

1. What exactly is Harry Potter architecture?

2. The 4G traffic of the rich does not give a monthly subscription. Do you have to lick people's WiFi?

Next time your stupid family cooks braised pork for you, will you enjoy it gracefully with a silver knife and fork?

Everyone thinks coke is puzzling. What age is it now? Why do people talk about "nobility" and "class"?

But don't say, this is really Tian Pujun's consistent style.

She has published two books, Get used to it and My Powerful Circle of Friends.

The contents of the two books can be summarized in one sentence:

Do you know how powerful the circle of friends is as a rich flower in the world?

Their stories basically start from the dinner, with the man chatting up as a clue, and then end with "We become good friends".

"Stratum" is a key word repeatedly mentioned.

It is like the antenna of a bee, and it is a signal to initiate communication between the same kind. It is also like a door, shutting out all others.

She couldn't wait for everyone to know which upper class she met this time.

If the cost is not considered, I believe she will print a copy of her address book for the whole country and attach Baidu Encyclopedia of every friend.

If you show off too much, there will always be mistakes.

On 20 13, she wrote an article "My boyfriend-Chen Kexin you don't know" for GQ intellectuals.

The article almost hit the nail on the head, and Chen Kexin in the work really opened the reader's eyes-

Three months after the breakup, he will take the initiative to make peace with Tian Pujun.

Allow Tian Pujun to call himself 24 hours a day. When you have a bad temper, you need her to comfort you.

When Tian Pujun is driving, Chen Kexin will sit in the co-pilot and sing Beatles songs.

Even when Chen Kexin was a teenager, his worries about finding a girlfriend named Michelle vanished.

Still biting a "Junru", saying that you seem to be a month old. Are people familiar with you?

The whole article smells like green tea, which senior black is not as good as Dani.

I wonder if GQ, as a first-line men's magazine, didn't review the manuscript before publication?

Sure enough, it wasn't long before he was hit in the face.

First of all, Chen Dao voiced: There is only one girlfriend, that is, Junru.

Wu Junru also responded from a distance: Never mind any girlfriends or turtle honey, anyway, I know his heart (and property) belongs to me.

To say that Tian Pujun said these materials, is not necessarily nonsense.

However, in this ambiguous tone, public expression, "praise" and "spit" have become the "show off" of the secret stamp.

There is more than one case of rollover.

In 20 14, she visited Chu again and wrote the article Chu who started a business at the age of 75.

The full text has the strong wind of primary school students writing newspapers by hand in the 1990 s, and finally it does not forget to be sensational.

The article is accompanied by a photo of two people. Tian Pujun smiled, and Chu Lao was forced to open the door.

Sure enough, things are not simple.

Before long, I was personally beaten by this god:

Tian Pujun never stopped socializing, even though he was slapped twice.

It seems that I am a walking aristocratic ISO authentication machine, and every prince and nobleman has to take a photo with her to punch in and prove his aristocratic status.

Although her circle of friends has a strong sense of sight of WeChat merchants, the object she appears is really a big shot.

However, Wang Shi, the wrist she should guard most, has no name here.

Or, it appears as a metaphor.

Or, just call it "Tian Man".

She seems to want to get rid of the image of being attached to her husband in public.

In this way, the contacts and resources we have now are all acquired by ourselves.

However, it doesn't mean that you don't rely on your husband (on the surface), but that you actually use your husband's contacts to climb around, which means you are independent.

This scramble for food exposed her guilty conscience of desperately grasping the floating board of the upper class and trying to get rid of the bondage of the lower class.

Wang Shi may still be absent-minded, but her temperament has long been excavated by the director.

As I said before, Tian Pujun made her debut as an actor.

Although she was dissuaded by Chinese opera, it did not affect her dream-seeking entertainment circle.

In her early years, she focused on the Hong Kong market. Sharp-eyed fans can find her in many Hong Kong films.

This amazing film directed by Jing Wong has a douban score of 5.6, and Popcorn is undoubtedly a bad film.

Tian Pujun plays an international policeman in it.

Never seen such a police image, huh?

I wish I had never seen it.

After all, this is Jing Wong's film, and the beauty and figure of "Crystal Girl" must take precedence over motor skills.

Of course, people who set up such films are generally responsible for beautiful vases.

Act cute.

Still pretending to be cute.

But this recruit, it is quite suitable for Du Wenze's style of play.

I have never tried love at first sight. I love her very much.

Look at her temperament.

Her waist and chest

I can only describe it in two words.

Safe. Pure!

Later, she played a slightly three-dimensional mistress in Jiaozi.

In this thriller, Tian Pujun's part is still not much.

Even if it appears, it is always in the corner of the lens.

Director Chen Guo deliberately blurred the facial image of this mistress, highlighting the materialized side (body).

I can't see clearly because I was passed by.

Be molested and can't see clearly.

Although the role is simple and the scenes are limited, Tian Pujun's performance is not lost.

A few short appearances add up to less than a minute.

But as long as she shows her face, she will "steal the limelight."

Making love, first interrupted by Miriam Yeung's phone.

In just one second, she did it from euphoria to boredom and disappointment, and then to a little helplessness.

Tony Leung Ka Fai coquetry, eyes don't glance at, impatiently waved.

I can see that I feel a little wronged.

As soon as Tony Leung Ka Fai came back, he entered the professional state for another second, which reflected the professionalism of the carnival.

You flirt with me, you say this is a mistress, and the audience absolutely believes it.

In addition, there are Isabella, Don't Scream and Seoul Raiders. The film quality is uneven, but it has nothing to do with her. After all, they are all soy sauce characters.

The director gave her a clear positioning, that is, a human flesh vase with a chest and no brain.

The mainland audience's screen impression of her should be the London prince Fujin in The Queen of the Palace.

The prince of London is a reckless man, and the emperor gives him some points.

Fujin knows the overall situation, treats her husband with the heart of thunder and treats outsiders with the heart of bodhisattva.

When Zhen Xuan danced this dance, Prince Winston was cynical.

She saw it and immediately gave up drinking (so far, her performance was OK).

In the group play, sitting quietly seems to have Fujin style.

However, when it moved, it collapsed.

Toast to the emperor, with a hint of shyness in the pretty maid.

Wait! Wake up! You are Fujin! Are you trying to seduce the emperor again?

My husband offered a toast. Look closely at Fujin's mouth-

"Oh (ó)", what a good identification.

"Yo yo yo, thank you", how polite.

You are husband and wife, why don't you pretend you don't know each other here?

Thanks to her guest appearance, if she hadn't said "bring money into the group" with such absent-minded performance, no one would have believed her.

After that, I found that her play was as limited as her play: a superficial vase, she played just right; Majestic officials and nuns are afraid of hands and feet.

And her own consistent image, formed an ambiguous fit.

However, even though her acting skills in film and television works have obviously declined, she is particularly happy in this drama of life.

As early as soy sauce, she knew how to lose.

Now, it's worse.

Write your own play and act in it.

Call for action, call for cutting.

Even the "heroes" are looking for first-class big-name pharaohs.

This plot can't be written by the chief screenwriter of "Old Uncle".

Instead of exploring The Secret Behind, an "independent woman" with poor professional ability and abundant resources.

Tell me two labels she put on herself-

Noble, strong woman.

Which one is standing?

Worried about "the lack of aristocratic culture in China", she once started classes with great fanfare.

Six classes, 990 thousand yuan.

One dares to teach and the other dares to learn.

The high tuition fees directly stopped 99.9999% readers who read her aristocratic prose.

It seems that the great cause of saving China's aristocratic culture will come to nothing again.

However, with Tian Pujun's superficial understanding of "nobility", it is really hard to expect her to teach anything.

What is a real aristocrat?

I can't answer at the moment.

If we measure the threshold of nobility by butler, silver tray, knife and fork etiquette and Harry Potter-style house, Tian Pujun should be satisfied with all this.

However, everyone thinks she can't stand the word "noble".

She kept up with the material, but she didn't keep up with the attitude of enjoying the material-

Between the lines, there is love and yearning for the so-called aristocratic life everywhere, but the more you say it, the harder it is.

Burning money is enough, but this crazy state does not seem aristocratic.

Tian Pujun, who peddles noble dreams, has just stepped into the door of high society, and is in urgent need of a solid social identity, so as not to fall down in this life. So she hugged the noble boat and made a clear distinction with the right people below.

I don't know if she remembers what she once said, all beings are equal.

But it doesn't matter. She hit her face less often.

For example, another label, strong woman.

Like her aristocratic gesture of "the poor get rich first and don't leave", her dream of "a strong woman" is absurd.

I've told you countless times that I'm better than men. So far, I did do part of it-

Because she became the wife of a successful man and crushed most ordinary men.

Can this "strong woman" be considered strong?

To tell you the truth, I understand it very shallowly.

Like her wisdom of victory—

If you can live enviously, don't live sympathetically.

This makes sense at first glance, but it is still sharp outside and empty inside.

People who can make people sympathize are not necessarily absolutely weak.

And the person who can make people jealous doesn't mean she must be strong.

A plain-looking girl often doesn't envy the natural beauty that men, women and children kill.

She is jealous, as well as those little beauties who can dress up.

Because these tricky processes mean that she can achieve it if she has the conditions and opportunities, so she has jealousy.

However, this doesn't mean that you are a strong aristocratic woman, because you die of comparing yourself with others and are jealous of some people.

For the truly strong, ordinary people are often not jealous, but convinced.

As for those who cling to others and are jealous of others, they are proud of it.

It is a gesture that hangs around the neck and tries to prove it to ordinary people. Far from independence, nobility is irrelevant.

You see how transparent the height is, and gently pierce the emperor's new clothes-

If you can live a life that people like, don't live an enviable life. ?