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She always misses him again and again.
When she said to him with girlish stubbornness, Brother Jingxuan, I like you,
He said coldly, but I don't like you!
When he looked at her deeply, he whispered, I am already your husband, and I will be good to you.
She sighed and said, if you want to be good to me, be good to our children.
I think ... the beginning of this novel is really sad ... I'll find you a passage to see if you like it ... Chapter 65438 +0 Smile.
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Twenty-three years of Qing emperor Kangxi
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Merry knelt on the white marble floor outside Cining Palace. She didn't look up. It looks like rain. In the slightly humid air, the flowers in the yard are particularly bright.
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She took a gentle breath and it tasted good ... for more than two years, she didn't smell the flowers. There are only weeds and tasteless dandelion flowers in the desolate and quiet temple. She likes to collect dandelion balls in warm spring, and then sit on the broken stone steps in front of the temple and blow them one by one. Those umbrellas were blown away by the warm wind ... free of charge.
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She couldn't help but look at those colorful things that were so beautiful in the blink of an eye. It felt strange, as if she had only seen them in her last life, just like this magnificent Cining Palace!
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Looking back, she was surprised to see four nuns standing in front of the palace and looking at her with strange eyes. She smiled at them, and sure enough, they all avoided looking. Two years, she has been used to it. She was used to being looked down upon and learned to appreciate others' sympathy. Accepting sympathy ... is actually a very difficult thing. When she can respond to others' sympathetic eyes with a smile, it is not her who is uncomfortable.
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Laughing in a low voice, several women came out of Cining Palace and were personally sent out by their great aunt Yu 'an around the Empress Dowager Tai, which shows that their status is extraordinary.
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The exquisite flowerpot stopped beside her. After passing by, Merry heard a sweet young voice whispering in her ear: "Is she the lonely girl who was trampled to death on horseback?"
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"hmm." The answer should be her mother-in-law After all, she is mature, and after a rough reply, she lightly reprimanded: "Let's talk outside."
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Down and out?
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That's very accurate. Merry picked the corners of her mouth. She is very down and out, not because riding a horse in this street caused a fatal accident, but because Amar has tasted the taste of being down and out since her mother died and all her property fell into my uncle's hands. It's just that she is young and ignorant, thinking that people can erase the impression of her decline by strongly emphasizing her status and her lineage. It's really self-deception. She suppressed her self-deprecating smile because she heard Aunt Yu 'an say that she was going to see her ancestors.
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She never looked up, afraid to look up.
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The kind old lady sitting on the kang is a stranger to her and is in awe. She can keep saying that she likes her very much and dotes on her very much, or she can stay in the cold palace for a few years, so that this self-righteous backstage girl can taste the world.
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"Beautiful glass ..." Xiaozhuang was silent for a while, and her voice choked when she was called.
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"Here comes the handmaiden." She answered in a nice voice and obeyed the rules.
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Xiao Zhuang was silent again. Is this really the presumptuous little girl? "You look up."
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"Hey." She answered obediently, slowly raising her face.
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"ah!" Xiaozhuang wiped away the tears with a handkerchief. At the beginning, Meili was so stubborn that she loved and hated. Now the beautiful glass is smart enough to make her feel bad. "My little beauty has grown up and looks so beautiful."
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Beautiful? Merry gently took a sip of her mouth. It was the ancestors who comforted her ... She and Beauty have long lost contact. Apart from the rough life in the past two years, she unconsciously looked at her left arm-an unknown father-in-law gave her a suit to meet her ancestors-which was gorgeous. If the ugly scar less than two inches above her left wrist was seen by her ancestors, would she still praise her like this? She looked at it carefully and felt sick and bored.
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"Did that torch scare you?" Xiaozhuang is sad again. Not that it's rude to ignore her. As a condition of not reducing her to Shu Ren, she promised the emperor that during the period of being banned, she must be ignored. The emperor hated Merry's arrogance and wanted to really make her suffer and repent. In fact ... as long as she wants, she doesn't need to come forward in person, as long as there are prominent servants around her who go to Heianji to give orders, Merry won't suffer so much, but ... she also wants her children to see the world and grind off sharp edges and corners, so that she can find a happy life in peace in the future.
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She is a declining royal family, and her family has no power. Besides, she is so arrogant and indulgent. How can you let your husband love her and your in-laws let her spoil her? A serious illness requires strong medicine, although it will be a good thing for a naughty and delicate girl to be forced into this state in the future.
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"The ancestors are worried about the country, and Meili has nothing to do." She said quietly.
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The fire ... The Peace Palace is surrounded by the "Widows' Courtyard" of the Forbidden City, where many widows and concubines who had no children and no power were forbidden to live in groups. An old lady got up in the middle of the night to burn incense in front of the Buddha, her eyes were dim. Coupled with the dry spring breeze, she actually burned the curtains and started a fire, which burned several nearby palaces. She remembers that the captain of the guard who led the fire fighting loudly denounced why the prison made people get up in the middle of the night to burn incense. The captain of the guard must be new here. In the dead city of the Forbidden City, there is no day and night, only loneliness and despair, only pain and helplessness. I don't even have anyone to talk to. If my mouth is full of words, I have to tell the Buddha.
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"This is also every dark cloud has a glimmer of hope. The emperor has ordered that since Anning Temple was burned down and reconstruction will take time, you will be released home in advance. "
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"Thank the emperor for his kindness, and thank the ancestors for their kindness." Merry answered carefully.
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It's very thoughtful of her statecraft, but let Xiao Zhuang lowered her eyes. "Get up. You haven't been home for more than two years, and your humble king Mi Jiing Xuan helped to get it back ... "Seeing Meili's eyes flashing slightly, Xiaozhuang stopped with some regret and sighed. "You go back and have a look first. Have a good rest for a few days, and then come to see me in the palace. "
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"Hey." Beauty is blessed. She thought it wouldn't hurt to hear his name again, but she still can't. Funny, the infatuated dream woke up long ago, and her heart is still so dull.
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Just as she stepped back to leave, Xiaozhuang stopped her again. "Merry, do you blame the emperor and your ancestors?"
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She stood up straight and said without hesitation, "No."
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"Oh?" Xiaozhuang looked at her half-drooping little face, with her long, upturned feathers hanging down, sincere and calm.
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"Ancestors, handmaiden this two years a person in the palace, calm down and chanting, learned a lot of things I didn't understand when I was a child. Handmaiden is sincerely grateful to the emperor and ancestors. Compared with the old woman who lost her life and the family of the old woman who lost her loved ones because of Merry, Merry's pain is really insignificant. Even if the emperor wants Meili to die, it is only natural, and the handmaiden is already very grateful to the emperor and his ancestors for their near-reincarnation. "
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"I hope what you said is true." Kangxi's cold and calm voice came from outside, and the voice did not fall, and people had already come in.
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Merry hurriedly knelt down and bowed, and was impatiently stopped by Kangxi.
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"No." He went to the kang and sat down. Xiaozhuang complained bitterly about why he didn't let the imperial secretary know. Kangxi smiled at her and looked down at Merry. "If you really think so, the cold palace for more than two years will not be in vain."
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"yes." Merry hung her head.
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"Go home and take care of yourself ..."
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Beautiful glass respectfully back out, be careful, be careful, she heard the most instructions in my life is this sentence.
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Turning to go out, she never thought that there was still a person standing in the corridor. His back to the light, his face blurred. She quickly lowered her head. She doesn't have to look. She knows who it is.
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Chaos and heartache are just a moment.
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She stood gracefully and bowed to him. Now he is the sovereign, and she is the lowest in Gege. According to the rules, she should kneel and kowtow.
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"No," he said coldly. I haven't seen him for two years, and I speak with dignity. He deserves to be a royal family with strong command.
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She took two steps back, ready to turn around.
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"Your carriage is outside Xihua Gate." In the past two years, he seldom thought of her, and even if he did, he was relieved that he had broken her innocent entanglement. I heard that she left the palace early, and he briefly thought about meeting her. Nothing more than calling him heartless and heartless. He insisted that the emperor severely punish her, otherwise his smelly temper would still linger, shameless and obsessed with him ... but I didn't expect her to be so slow. He was a little regretful when he said this to her, for fear of arousing her wishful thinking again. She smiled at him.
His heart beats without warning, so she can smile at him?
Love and hate are infinite.
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Love and hate are boundless.
She spent five years waiting for him and five years accumulating love for him.
He hated her for five years and killed his love for her for five years.
Time has changed two people who were originally in love.
It was only after her heart was broken that she discovered that he and she had no fate. ...
Love has no boundaries, and hate has no boundaries.
Here, the reader's feedback is attached.
Before it's too late, let's talk about this article that I love and hate infinitely. I have read many abusive articles, mostly for the sake of abuse, tasteless and superficial. I always thought that the highest abuse was psychological abuse, which made readers feel sad. Just like a horror movie, the horror created by the picture and the soundtrack is superficial and difficult to impress people, while the psychological horror movie looks fine. After thinking about it, the more I think about it, the more horrible it is. He is undoubtedly an abuser, at least this article hurts me. Reading has never been so painful. I can't wait to open a big update every day, but I'm afraid that my delicate little heart can't stand the toss ... Oh, isn't this like drinking poison to quench my thirst and being laughed at by my husband?
And ... let me see. ...
I wish I had been born in cool thin.
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When you are in love, you can indulge in every way and let you come and go freely in my sky;
But when I closed my eyes and quietly gave up, I found that even resentment felt redundant.
This just know, originally I, was born in cool thin, laughing and crying all my life but follow one's inclinations.
But, Xiao Qi, you know, to the world you are only one person, but to someone, you are the world!
I like the last paragraph of the article very much.
Everyone's life, there are always many misses, gains and losses, but as long as you have good expectations, you will find that the sky after the rain has given birth to fresh rainbows.
People say that it is happiness, happiness for all warm women in the world.
The fickle Lord is also very beautiful.
Copywriter: The tragic death of his parents is an indelible shadow in his heart. Ten years of humiliation and burden are all for revenge. He completely blinded his heart by hatred. Although his enemy is dead, he will let her dear father die ... This ungrateful man saved his life. Even if he doesn't repay her, he even takes her to the scenic spot and says she is his. Who pissed who off? Innocent, why should she suffer like this? !
And "Love Can't Abandon", the man just started to be abused ... poor ... so distressed. ...
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Author: Shimizu Manwen
Through a woman who killed someone.
That woman killed him because of love and hate. I didn't do it, but I'm her now.
A happy journey, how much laughter, can dispel his sadness?
But the journey of life, what should people do to win all the way? ......
Adult fairy tales. Kindness and love.
Well, I can't breathe ... I've seen one before ... but now. Please see if you want it ... I can tell by the name. ...
. "Ashes" Author: Step Flying Smoke
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I dreamed about my life before I came to this city, the people I met, and what I did at that time. It seems like a lifetime ago. I heard the teacher tell the story of "Saint Zhuangzi daydreaming, bewitched by butterflies" before. Is it a dream butterfly or a dream butterfly? Who lives in whose life? Sometimes I can't tell whether the past is a dream or the present is a dream. But what does it matter? Life is like a dream, dreams are like life, and they will all go up in smoke in the end. ......
Flowers bloom, summer has passed, and our story will end whether it has an ending or not. ......
Personal feelings:
Books with big steps are always so abusive that they are really gone after reading them ~
I really like the affectionate male host, and the male host Lei Zhan is so loving. From the beginning, I didn't know that love "I just think you are a little interesting", to "you are not allowed to go, you can only stay with me", to "I just want you to be happy, whether you are with me or not", to "What's the point of living after you die?" Especially when Lei Zhan thought Yan Fei was dead and decadent in the hospital, it broke my heart.
It can make people feel deeply hurt, and the descriptions and stories written will never let you down.
Well, it seems to be gone ... as long as you like. ...
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