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Little cherry in grade two

The "monster" teacher of Little Cherry in Grade Two

After a summer vacation, Little Cherry came to Grade Two. When she arrived at school, she saw that her name on the placement list was actually in the most terrible teacher Li's class. The students call him a "monster" because he is so terrible.

Little cherry came into the classroom and whispered, "Report!" At that time, Mr. Li was calling the roll with a thunderous roar. Little cherry suddenly came in, and Mr. Li kept blinking. After a while, he took Little Cherry to the podium and said in an angry tone, "Little Cherry, why are you late?" Cherry didn't dare to speak. The "monster" teacher said, "You don't say anything, just keep standing." Then Miss Li continued to call the roll.

After the morning reading, the students came to the playground to do broadcast gymnastics. The "monster" teacher stood at the front of the team, and the little cherry stood second. She didn't dare to look at Miss Li's fierce eyes. When doing broadcast gymnastics, she did it at sixes and sevens, because she always remembered the way Miss Li said loudly about her in the morning.

After the broadcast gymnastics ended and returned to the classroom, the "monster" teacher asked Little Cherry to stand up and say, "Little Cherry, why are you late for class? Why didn't you do the broadcast gymnastics seriously?" The monster teacher was very angry. Little cherry didn't dare to answer and looked at the students. "Monster" teacher said in a very firm tone: "Little cherry, you are not allowed to attend class unless you answer." Teacher Li asked everyone to take out their textbooks, regardless of cherries, and start a new lesson.

After class, Little Cherry thought: Now I should be able to play, but the "monster" teacher kept her, saying: "Little Cherry, if you don't tell me the reason why you are late for school and don't do exercises seriously, you won't want to leave the podium." Little cherry had to make up a lie and said trembling, "The reason why I was late for school was that my father drove me to the traffic jam." The reason why I didn't do broadcast gymnastics seriously was because I watched TV for too long yesterday and I was still thinking about the plot on TV, so I didn't do it well. " Miss Li saw what Cherry said, and thought, Give her a break. I won't forgive her for making another mistake. So the "monster" teacher let the little cherry out to play. Little cherry was scared to death. She said to her friend Fang Xiao Xiao, "Miss Li is terrible. It is really unfortunate that we were assigned to his class. " After that, they went back to the classroom with trepidation and continued their class with the "monster" teacher.

Little cherry's second-grade campaign monitor.

Shortly after Mr. Li became the head teacher, he announced an important news that he would run for junior cadres in his class this Wednesday. Little cherry wants to be a monitor and a study Committee member. She thinks she can be elected and jumps three feet high with joy. ?

? The exciting Wednesday has arrived. Today, Cherry looked at the timetable. "Ah, this class is a class meeting." Little cherry screamed. Then I quickly packed my schoolbag, sat in my seat and stared at the door with shining eyes, hoping that Miss Li would appear at the door early. Soon, Miss Li came, holding five small boxes, which read: Chinese ballot box, math ballot box, English ballot box, study Committee ballot box, monitor ballot box. Miss Li put five boxes on the platform and announced loudly: "Now, let's vote for the representatives of Chinese class, math class, English class and study committee." After that, the students ran to the four boxes and put the tickets in the boxes. After a while, they finished voting. ?

? To run for the monitor, Mr. Li didn't ask everyone to vote directly, but said in a serious tone: "Students, when running for the monitor, don't look at your academic performance, but whether she (he) can manage everyone well. The monitor must be cheerful. Now let's start voting! " As soon as teacher Li's voice fell, all the students rushed to vote. Li quietly? Go to Little Cherry and ask, "Little Cherry, do you think I can be a monitor?" "Do you think it's okay?" Little cherry said. Li replied, "I shouldn't be a monitor. She is a little depressed. " "You have to believe in yourself, you can." Li smiled at the little cherry and quickly threw the ticket into the box. ? A few days later, at work, Mr. Li said happily, "The result of running for small cadres this Wednesday came out. The representative of Chinese class is Han Ju, the representative of math class is Yu DOG, the representative of English class is Xiao Cherry, the study committee member is Fang Xiaoxiao, and the monitor is Li. Please come to the podium to take pictures. " In the photo, Li has two sweet dimples hanging around her mouth.

After returning to his seat, Li gave the little cherry a big hug. ?

Little white dove under the eaves of the second grade cherry

On a physical education class Festival, Little Cherry and Fang Xiaoxiao found a little white dove under the eaves of the school. Its feathers are white, and its mouth is very sharp and attractive. Little cherry and Fang Xiaoxiao feed it their favorite wheat every day.

One day, Fang Xiaoxiao didn't come to school because he was going to visit his sick friend. Little cherry took the wheat to feed the little white dove, but when she came to the eaves of the school, the little white dove was not there. She screamed, "Where is the little white dove?" Little cherry wants to know, but the bell rings and she has to run to the classroom.

The next day, Little Cherry told Fang Xiaoxiao what happened yesterday, and Fang Xiaoxiao said loudly, "Ah! On the way to my friend's house yesterday, I saw a little white dove, much like the one at school, but I thought it was under the eaves of the school, so I didn't pay attention. " Little cherry said anxiously, "Then go and have a look around." "But it has been flying, maybe where did it go? . "Xiao said, Little Cherry was in a hurry and asked eagerly," What shall we do? " "Wait a minute!" Xiao said:

Little cherry and Fang Xiaoxiao waited for a week, but they didn't see the little white dove under the eaves of the school. They were so depressed that they decided not to look for little white pigeons in the future.

One afternoon, after school, Fang Xiaoxiao was walking home and saw the little white dove soaring in the sky. She was so excited that she ran in the direction of the little white dove and was about to catch up with it. She only heard a bang, and the little white dove fell from the sky. Fang Xiaoxiao hurried to pick it up and wanted to send it to the infirmary, but he saw a little boy with a slingshot in his hand and asked. The little boy nodded, Fang Xiao novel: "Don't do this again." The little boy nodded again. Then Fang Xiaoxiao rushed to the infirmary with a little white dove in his arms and went in and said, "Uncle, there is a little white dove here. It's hurt. Can you help him dress up? " Then can you put it under the eaves of the school? "The school doctor nodded and said," yes, go home quickly! "It's getting late." As soon as the school doctor said that, Fang Xiaoxiao ran home crazily. The next day in physical education class, Little Cherry found the little white dove parked under the eaves and asked Fang Xiaoxiao, "Why is the little white dove under the eaves of the school?" Fang smiled and said, "I came yesterday."

Since then, the little white dove has been parked under the eaves of the school. ?

Little cherry's new clothes for the second grade

Cherry's uncle came back from America. He bought a very beautiful white skirt with a big red bow on it.

On Children's Day, Little Cherry came to school in a white skirt. Fang Xiaoxiao looked at it and couldn't help admiring: "Little cherry, you look great in this skirt!" Although she said so, she secretly wanted to steal the white skirt of Little Cherry by some chance.

One day, the opportunity came. Miss Li asked all the female students in the class to perform a dance in the performance hall. After the performance, the girls went to the toilet together. Only Fang Xiaoxiao sneaked into the toilet after the girl entered the toilet, and then rummaged through the clothes on the sink. After finding Little Cherry's white skirt, she immediately stuffed it into her pocket and swished into a toilet. Little cherry hummed and came out of a toilet to find a white skirt. She was surprised to find that the white skirt was missing. She ran to the classroom and knocked on the door twice. Teacher Yan, who is preparing lessons, heard it and quickly opened the door. She saw it was a small cherry and asked, "What's the matter?" Little cherry said anxiously, "Miss Yan, my white skirt is gone!" " "Miss Yan said," Little Cherry, you should ask your classmates first to see who took your clothes by mistake, but you can't ask now, because class is about to begin. "

Cherry didn't dare to ask for the first time between classes.

Cherry didn't dare to ask during the second recess.

During the third recess, Cherry finally got up the courage and said loudly to her classmates, "Classmates, which one of you took my white skirt by mistake?" Fang Xiaoxiao wanted to tell Little Cherry the truth, but he didn't say it for fear of losing face in front of everyone. After Little Cherry returned to her seat, Fang Xiaoxiao walked up to Little Cherry in a white skirt and said to her, "Little Cherry, I'm sorry, I took your white skirt." ? With that, she handed the white skirt to Little Cherry. Little cherry took the skirt, took off the bow on it, put it in Fang Xiaoxiao's hand and said to her, "This bow is for you. Keep it well. " Fang Xiaoxiao repeatedly said, "Thank you, thank you."

Little cherry in Grade Two looks down on girls.

? The annual tug-of-war competition will be held soon, but the contestants of Little Cherry Class have not been selected yet. This year, Teacher Li decided to choose a one-on-one arm-wrestling player.

In a class meeting, Mr. Li solemnly announced: "This class will select tug-of-war players in a one-on-one way. Now. " After that, everyone struggled to wrestle in groups. Finally, ten boys were selected as tug-of-war. They said to the girls in a contemptuous tone: "Hey, you girls didn't choose anything, just because you are weak, you still dare not compete!" " Little cherry was very angry. She banged on the table with her hand.

The first game was between Little Cherry Class and Class 6, and the campus broadcast sounded: "Now it's tug-of-war between Class 3 and Class 6 in Grade 2. The two teams are ready, and the game starts at 3.2. 1." Both teams are struggling to pull, and the girls in the stands are silent, but the more Cherry thinks about what the boys say, the more angry she gets, and she can't help crying, "Class three boys are leaking oil, Class three boys are leaking oil." Then all the girls in the class shouted, "Class Three boys are leaking oil, Class Three boys are leaking oil." The game is drawing to a close, and Class Six is about to lose to Class Three. Zhang Hong of Class Three wanted to give Class Six a fatal blow, so he put himself on the rope and fell backwards, and everyone behind him fell. The referee quickly blew his whistle and said, "Class Three fouled and Class Six won." Little cherry has a feeling that she has never felt before. Even if other classes win, she will not be sad. ?

Back in the classroom, the boys are depressed, but the girls are as usual. The members of the tug-of-war team secretly blamed Zhang Hong: Zhang Hong, what's the hurry? We would have won, but because of your foul, our team lost. At this point, Zhang Hong is very unwilling. He clenched his fists and hit his leg hard. ?

Teacher Li returned to the classroom and said, "Our tug-of-war team is strong enough to surprise our opponents, but because we were too anxious, he fouled, so we lost." But it also tells us that no matter how strong you are, if you don't follow the rules, you will lose the game because of a foul. "

At a class meeting on Friday, Miss Li announced: "Our class will have a leggings competition for ten people, one for boys and one for girls. Each group is divided into two groups, and the players in each group have agreements in the group. As for the time of this game, it is tentatively scheduled for physical education class next Tuesday. "

After class, the girls discussed for a long time and decided that the first group would be led by Little Cherry and the second group would be led by Fang Xiaoxiao. Boys, on the other hand, were randomly divided into two groups without thinking, because they thought that girls could not run as slowly as us.

Before the game, Mr. Li went to the sports group to find Mr. Chen as the referee and prepared the tools. He said to the students, "The results of our games are included in the final sports results, so the two teams must work hard." As soon as Miss Li's voice dropped, Miss Chen said gruffly, "The first group is ready, 3.2. 1 Go!" The two teams started to run together, and the girls team walked steadily to the finish line, while the boys team ran like crazy and walked slowly like shopping, so there was always someone wrestling, which affected the whole team to stop and go. When the boys stopped, the girls' team had reached the finish line safely. "The women's team led by Little Cherry won the men's team, which is great!" The girl shouted happily, but the boy refused. The second group started the competition, and the fidgety boys ran crazier, so they kept wrestling. The girls in this group are all fast girls, United as one, and will soon reach the end. Miss Li said loudly, "If it weren't for leggings, girls might not win, but we want leggings, not because we want boys to lose, but because we want to know whether boys are United or girls are United. It turns out that boys only care about themselves, but girls are very United. ?

After listening to Teacher Li's words, boys feel that they should not look down on girls. Class 3, Grade 2 is "too quiet". ?

Small cherry transfer student in grade two

? Unconsciously, the quiet semester has passed half, until one day Miss Li came to class with a long-haired girl. ...

Teacher Li announced loudly on the podium: "This classmate is a new transfer student in our class. Now ask her to introduce herself. " The girl with long hair raised her head shyly and said in a clear voice like spring water, "Hello everyone, my name is Meng Tian, and I am 5 years old." The students all opened their mouths in surprise, thinking: Because they went to school early, the youngest in the class was 6 years old, while Meng Tian was only 5 years old. What happened? Little cherry was puzzled, so she asked Miss Li, "Teacher, why did Meng Tian go to the second grade when she was only five years old?" Teacher Li said, "Sorry, I forgot to mention that Meng Tian went to Grade Two at the age of five because she went to Grade One at the age of five and was considered an advanced placement by the teacher after reading for a month, so she went directly to Grade Two and transferred to our school after reading for half a semester." Some students were too surprised to speak, and some students secretly discussed heavenly dreams together. Teacher Li said, "Meng Tian, you sit next to that classmate."

Meng Tian walked to Little Cherry with his schoolbag on his back and sat down. After sitting down, Meng Tian asked Little Cherry, "What's your name?"

"My name is Little Cherry." Little cherry replied:

"Little cherry, can you lend me your notebook? I want to record the key points. " Meng Tian said.

Cherry nodded and handed the notebook to Meng Tian. She took the notebook and said, "Thank you!" "

Meng Tian looked through Little Cherry's notebook, then took out a small notebook, recorded the main points and returned it to Little Cherry. Meng Tian took out his Chinese book, read it, marked it again, then took out his exercise book and began to write. Teacher Li said loudly, "Now study by yourself early." Cherry and others are all around Zhang Hong's desk. Someone said, "Have you noticed that the girl named Meng Tian loves learning!" Zhang Hong said, "Yes, when she came to our class, the whole atmosphere changed. It's too quiet. Now people who make trouble dare not make trouble, because they are afraid of disturbing new students to do their homework. " Little cherry said, "Since the naughty students have stopped making trouble, let me make trouble!" " "

Little cherry went to the podium and said, "Students, I'll tell you a joke. Once upon a time, there was a rabbit with a hole in its ear and a hole ... how many holes are there? " A classmate said, "Little Cherry, you are a joke!" " "To match the little cherry, Zhang Hong said," There is a hole. " The students burst out laughing, but only Meng Tian was still busy doing his homework. He was not interested in Cherry's jokes at all, and even frowned. Little Cherry thought: The atmosphere is finally a little better, but Meng Tian still didn't laugh.

After class, Meng Tian said to Little Cherry, "Little Cherry, can you accompany me to watch the TV?" ? Little cherry said, "Well, what's the matter?" "Let's talk about it in the stands!" Meng Tian said.

Both of them came to the stands, and Meng Tian said, "Little Cherry, do you know why your jokes only made the atmosphere better and didn't make me laugh?" Little cherry said, "Ah! How do you know that the purpose of my joke is to make the atmosphere better and make you laugh? " Meng Tian said, "I have listened to your discussion for a long time."

? "ah! Why don't you cooperate with us when you know it? " ?

It's not that I don't want to talk about it, but that my watch didn't let me do anything except study at that time. ? Little cherry said, "This watch wants to command you, and you don't want others to command you. Why did you buy this watch? "

"I didn't buy this watch, someone gave it to me." ?

? "Who sent it to you, dreaming of heaven?" ? Little cherry asked?

? I don't know who sent it to me, but I remember there was a note in it when I received the express.

? Little cherry asked, "What is written on the note?" ?

? "I only know part of it." Dreaming of heaven?

? "Tell me about it!" ?

? "That part is: Hello, Meng Tian! The watch we received was bought in the future building. You should take it with you! And you can't take it off, it will give you a task, which is very helpful for learning. " This is what I saw, but I didn't see the rest. ? Cherry said, "it's definitely not the person who wrote to you, because it mentioned' we'."

? "Well, you are right, but how many people are there?" ?

"This ..."? Little cherry said? Before they could think it over, the preparatory bell rang. ?

In class, Teacher Long found that it was different from everyone's book, so he said, "Meng Tian, why are you different from everyone's book? Just about to explain, Teacher Long said, "Meng Tian quickly took out his training and began to write. We will continue our class. "When the teacher took everyone to finish the training, he found that Meng Tian was still copying words. Teacher Long said angrily, "Meng Tian, no matter how good your grades are, you must write the same thing as everyone in the class." Meng Tian said indignantly, "I want to, but my watch won't let me write Zhixun. " ? " What watch? Teacher Long asked Meng Tian to put the watch in front of Teacher Long and said, "Teacher! This is it. " Teacher Long was surprised and stammered, "Didn't Miss Li and I give you this watch? "But why don't you turn it off?" "How?" Meng Tian said in a skeptical tone. ?

? "Didn't Miss Li and I write the shutdown method in the second half of the note? The method is 10 seconds. Don't touch the screen all the time! " The dream came true, and the watch went off with a beep.

? The story came to light. The watches I gave were originally from Teacher Li and Teacher Long.

The Nervous Examination of Little Cherry in Grade Two of Senior High School

When the final exam arrived, Little Cherry came to school with her schoolbag on her back. After arriving at the school gate, Little Cherry didn't even dare to enter the school gate, because there was an exam today, and the topic in grade two was more difficult than that in grade one. However, in the final exam of grade one, Little Cherry got only 87 points in math, and she racked her brains to get 9 1 point in English, but only 78 points in Chinese. In the second grade, the content of the exam is even more difficult, and the exam is definitely worse. Little cherry was still standing at the school gate, until she looked at her watch and it was almost time for the exam, before she entered the school with a heavy heart.

Little Cherry came to the classroom and saw Meng Tian and Fang Xiaoxiao humming and chatting easily. Cherry feels strange, but what is even more strange is how Meng Tian can be so relaxed, because Meng Tian has never taken an exam, so it is impossible not to be nervous. Little cherry felt that she really couldn't think of it, so she went to ask for a dream. She sat in her seat and asked Meng Tian, "Meng Tian, this is your first exam after school. Aren't you nervous? " "I was very nervous, but Fang Xiaoxiao told me that the exam only tested knowledge in one semester, so I was not nervous." Dream answer

Little cherry thought, I'm not even nervous about dreams I've never tried. How can I be so nervous that my teeth are shaking? After careful consideration, Little Cherry thinks that Meng Tian's grades are better than her own, so she is not nervous. The other students must be very nervous. Sure enough, Zhang Hong and other students were very nervous, but they all studied hard. Little cherry quickly sat down to review carefully and saw that there was not much time left for the exam, and she was in a cold sweat.

"Bang, bang ..." The Chinese exam has begun! A handsome teacher came into the classroom and said, "Hello, my name is Zeng. You can call me Miss Xiao Ceng. Today, I invigilate your Chinese, hand out the test papers first, answer the questions carefully, and don't forget to write your name. It's only 60 minutes. Come on! " I don't know why, little cherry was really encouraged by him and didn't feel so nervous. She immediately entered the state, worked hard to answer questions, looked at each question carefully and tried to understand each question.

After several exams, Little Cherry regained her confidence and successfully finished the exam.

Letter from Little Cherry in Grade Two

When the dissolution ceremony of the school came, the students hurried to the school. Little Cherry and Tian Ming walked together, chatting while walking, and came to the door of Class 2 (3) classroom.

When they came into the classroom, the students were chatting. Fang Xiaoxiao greeted them warmly and said, "Yesterday, my father said that I could go to Tiananmen Square in Beijing this winter vacation. Do you want to go? " I can ask dad. ""I'm going to America, where my sister has a house. " Meng Tian said happily, what about you? "Fang Xiaoxiao asked Little Cherry, and she shook her head and said," I don't know yet. If there is no arrangement, Fang Xiaoxiao will go to Beijing with you! ""great, I'm just making sure to have fun! "

At this moment, Miss Li came in and said, "Everybody be quiet and listen to me. Our class did well in this exam, ranking second in the whole grade! " ? "Wow, our class is really amazing!" Yu DOG said. Meng Tian said: "Thank you for your careful teaching!" "That's right!" Little cherry said. Teacher Li said excitedly, "OK, OK, I declare that I did well in this exam. I won the first place, Meng Tian, the second place, Fang Xiaoxiao and the third place, Han Ju. Another student who has made great progress is Little Cherry. Her language is from 78 to 89! "After that, the live broadcast of the school leaving ceremony was broadcast.

After the live broadcast, Teacher Li asked everyone to write a letter to a good friend of his. Cherry thought, should I write to Fang Xiaoxiao or dream of heaven? After careful consideration, she finally decided to write to Meng Tian for the simple reason that she is a transfer student and Little Cherry wants her to regard herself as her best friend. The letter wrote:

The dream of heaven:

Hello!

Do you have a best friend? Can you think of me? You know, I like you and Xiaoxiao best.

Hey! I forgot to ask, will you come back for the New Year after you go to America? If you come back for a week or two, come to my house to play! And if you come, I can send you a big box of food, play together and go shopping together!

Can I go to America with you? Yesterday I asked my mother if I could go to Beijing. She agreed to go to America. Oh, I forgot to wish you a happy new year. Goodbye!

wish you

Happy new year!

Little cherry

65438+1October 26

After the graduation ceremony, Little Cherry kept thinking: Will Meng Tian write back after all?