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Begging for the heart, the great sage PS male classic lines

Xia Hejie:

1. A man's confidence, like pheromones, is full of fatal attraction to women.

2. Women have many conditions, but there is absolutely no perfect woman. Beautiful people don't cook, those who cook are not gentle, those who are gentle and independent are not feminine, those who are feminine will spend money indiscriminately, those who don't spend money indiscriminately won't dress up, and they are not at ease when they dress up. Of course, they can't stand it.

3. The best, beautiful and gentle woman with more than two conditions is a good woman, the one with more than three conditions is the best, and the woman with more than four conditions is called a challenge.

4. Men's conditions, talented and ugly, handsome can't make money, can make money regardless of family, family is worthless, promising is not romantic, romantic is unreliable, reliable, and must be losers.

The correct attitude towards women, if you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, will make people feel that you have ulterior motives, which is not good, but very handsome.

6. The people hiding in your downstairs are crazy people who want to kiss your fans and lick your anthomaniac. Crazy people and anthomaniac can't ignore them, because they are afraid that they will commit suicide with love and hate, but they can't make sense. If I think I have a crush on her and put on a white veil to propose to me, I'll be miserable.

7. Getting a woman = conquering half the world. A big man wants women to listen to him. If he wants a woman, he has to listen to her, so that he can understand and understand.

8. Be a man once in a while, but that's for fun, not to lose your temper.

9. Love is a gift from Satan. When you open it, your life is doomed. Love is the icing on the cake of poison, and under the sweet package is a fatal crisis. Love is a cruel game. When you finally get up the courage to give your heart, it will once again put you in a desperate situation of disappointment.

10. Sincerity is a joke, courage is nonsense, persistence is nonsense, loyalty is a dream talk, and happiness is bullshit. So my conclusion is "Fuck love!"

1 1. If a man is good from head to toe, it is not a good man, it is called bad coffee; If a man is bad from head to toe, it is not a bad man, but bad coffee.

12. The so-called true love is to live in the moment, eat, drink and be merry.

13. True love is not romantic at all! True love is like a necklace, tied around the neck, which can neither be protected nor happy, let alone happy, and will only make everyone become a dog and an obedient dog!

14. When you find true love in front of you, you will be willing to be a fool! A fool who won't give up even if he is rejected hundreds of times

15. Love, 99 points are all fake! Only one thing is true. What is this? It hurts. The pain is real. Ironically, you have no wounds and you won't bleed. It is this kind of pain that will bite you hard until your heart is bitten off. Without heart, there is no pain.

16. Cities, like people, will show different faces at different times and places.

17. Love is selfish.' If it is too selfless, doesn't it become universal love?

18. I found that if you really love someone, give her what she wants instead of what you want!

Ma Xiaoxi

1. If you can't figure out what the other person is thinking all the time, isn't it very insecure?

2. liking a person means liking it. If this kind of love can be replaced so easily, it is not precious, it is not love!

I'm thirty years old. I won't know that I can't eat kindergarten if I don't eat bean sprouts, just like I won't know that Xia Hejie shouldn't belong to me. I'll be stupid enough to let myself fall in love with you!

1. It takes only one second to fall in love with someone, and the rest of the time is spent winning her heart.

2. Mystery will make women curious about you. If you are attentive to women and eager to take credit, people will think that you have ulterior motives.

Shoes don't match the bag, the bag doesn't match the clothes, and the clothes don't match the hairstyle, but all these together highlight your personal characteristics.

Wine is very sensitive to temperature, just like a woman's skin.

Every trait has two sides: weakness and strength, arrogance and momentum, poison tongue and wit, arrogance and self-confidence.

6. It is not guilty to wear a brand-name suit, and it is wrong to think that you are superior; It is not guilty to drive an imported sports car, nor is it right to honk the horn; It is innocent not to study, and it is wrong to think that you are right. In the second generation of imported sports car brands, I saw that money is innocent and character is wrong! The first generation started from scratch, and the second generation went bankrupt. It is not money that is squandered, but the thrifty housekeeping of the previous generation.

7. Speaking of picking up girls, I am in the doctoral class and he is still in kindergarten.

8. Do you believe that there is so-called true love in the world? I tell you, the prince and the princess live a happy life, which is just the plot in the fairy tale. In real life, true love is just self-deception. Only a fool would believe that there is no eternal true love in the world.

9. The only way to keep love hot is to keep falling in love and changing warm bags. The so-called sincerity is the outer packaging of a warm package, and it will not exist if it is torn.

10. If you don't pay attention to it, even if you have more money, you can only be regarded as Kai Zi in the end; No matter how handsome a person is, if he is not careful, he can only be a vase in the end.

1 1. Love is a game. Whoever gives his heart first is a loser.

12. You think you love someone deeply and even die for her. Just to show how naive you are.

13. Love is like a warm bag. Enthusiasm only exists at the beginning, and then it will get colder and colder until it is finally thrown into the trash can.

14. Love doesn't have a shelf life, but it does during the passionate period. If you want to maintain the temperature of love, don't think about instability. Face your lover and meet her again every day.

15. People can be willful, but they can't deny their own points.

16. In the game of love, the only way to be a winner is to be a clever liar, not only fooling others, but also fooling yourself.