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Joke: No help, said the sparrow. Can't you see I'm undressing and having a big fight with him?
? At this time, his wife saw it and grabbed his ear and said, you damn fool are bragging here again, and you don't go to work in the fields. He has no face at all. Everyone laughs at him. I can't help it I can't offend this bitch.
? Had to honestly holding a straw hat, carrying a hoe, holding a buffalo, unwilling to go to work.
Just out of the village, no matter how hard the buffalo pushes, pulls and hits, it won't leave. While flogging the buffalo, he said that he was angry with his wife at home and came out to work, angry with you, an animal. All right, if you don't go, I will.
? After working in the field for more than an hour, I was a little tired, so I rested under a tree and covered my face with a straw hat to avoid the sun.
At this time, sparrows and eagles in the tree saw it. The eagle said to the sparrow, "shall we play a trick on the farmer?"
? What's not to dare? The sparrow said, you are the eldest brother, you go first. At that moment, I saw the eagle whistling and flying to the farmer, pecking off the farmer's straw hat two or three times, waking the farmer up, startled and seeing a ghost in broad daylight.
? The eagle in the tree said to the sparrow, it's your turn, little sparrow. Sparrows don't want to be brave, so they do it. It also flew past with a whoosh. It also wants to peck open the straw hat. Who knows that it has just pecked a few times, and the farmer has been prepared. He caught the sparrow as soon as he reached out. At this time, he is still angry, saying that he is angry with his wife at home, angry with animals when he goes out, and angry with you when he works in the fields. See what I can do to you. Then pull off the sparrow's hair one by one.
Seeing that the situation was not good, the eagle in the tree quickly said to the sparrow, Little sparrow, do you want to help?
No, no, said the sparrow. Can't you see I'm undressing and having a big fight with him?
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