Please tell me some jokes.

1, A: Did you use my pen? I'm really useless. Are you really useless? I am really useless. A: You are the 28th person to admit that you are useless! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ,

Do you remember that we ate roast duck together? You like eating duck's ass. As soon as the food is served, you grab it and put an arrow in your mouth. I whispered, why didn't I see the duck's ass? You proudly pointed to your mouth and said, this is your ass.

3, prank joke: Do you still have pigs to eat? Can't you run as fast as a dog? No, then you are worse than a pig and a dog! However, I found that I was worse than a pig! Calm down, hehe

4. I will build your happiness; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

Yesterday in my dream, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said I wanted world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look."

6. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? ——————————— Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!