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What part of Degang Guo's luggage said that life forced him?
Deyun Society teaches students by itself, and Yu Qian is a teacher. Speaking of chicken or egg, Yu Qian said that chicken came first. Then the students asked how the world's first chicken came from, and Yu Qian said it was forced by life.
Yu: "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
Guo: The First Chicken
Yu: "Where did the first chicken in the world come from?"
Guo: "Forced by life"
Second,
Y: Hey, I thought it was a dog just now.
Guo: The dog's name is "cat".
Y: Oh, dogs are called cats. Where's the cat?
Guo: This cat's name is Rabbit.
Y: What's the name of this rabbit?
Guo: Rabbits are called parrots.
Y: What about parrots?
Guo: Parrots call their sons.
Y: What about the son?
Guo: My son's name is Yu Qian …
Third,
Guo: I'm only glad that you live to be 100 years old.
Zhang: That's a fantasy.
Guo: Two hundred years old.
Zhang: It's not too long.
K: Three hundred pounds.
Zhang: Ouch.
Guo: Five hundred years old.
Zhang: Wow, have a look.
Guo: Wow, 500-year-old artist.
Zhang: Look.
Guo: We'll take the children to see you then.
Zhang: Where can I find it?
Zhang: Stop kicking, stop kicking. Be careful that the little guy next to you is joking. They are still together.
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