English composition 60 seconds self-introduction and talent show jokes

My name is Li Hua. I was born in Dalian, Liaoning Province. I study in bright primary school, from 1984 to 1990. Then I entered the sixth middle school, where I mainly studied Chinese, math, English, physics, chemistry and computer. Since then, I like and am good at English and computer. Therefore, I ranked first in the school computer competition last year. My hobbies include swimming in summer, skating in winter, collecting stamps in my spare time and listening to pop music.